What silly things irate you about your OH/ partner

balletshoes

big5 wrote: »

I'm frequently woken up in the morning by his farts.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Newwashingmachine

Can never find anything - but expect me to know where something is.
Leaves dirty dishes in a basin full of water.
When he does wash up NEVER does the cutlery as well.
Watches football and keeps giving me updates while I'm sitting there (I'm NOT interested darling - SHUT UP).


Apart from the above he's not so bad!

sexylulubelle

balletshoes wrote: »

I just read "blah bla bla blah blah blah bla bla bla blah" - nope, does not compute .

computer says noooooooooooooooooo......................................:rotfl: lol xx

poorly_scammo

He moves things so I can't find them! :mad:

sexylulubelle

poorly_scammo wrote: »

He moves things so I can't find them! :mad:

lol thats funny wish someone could move my oh so cant find him :j

peaceandfreedom

big5 wrote: »

I'm frequently woken up in the morning by his farts.

I've giggled at lots of bits in this thread but this had me laughing out loud. :rotfl:

peaceandfreedom

A selection of things my OH does:

• Emits a loud 'woooo-oooh' sound after every sneeze, which never goes into a tissue.
• Picks his teeth with some rolled-up card after every meal.
• Breaks things and never tells me so that I only find out after spending ages looking for it.
• Sits on the couch waiting for me to finish getting ready and only when everyone is in the car does he decide it's a good time to go to the loo/get his coat/rummage for other stuff.
• Stacks stuff on top of other stuff in the dishwasher and then declares that the dishwasher is sh**e at washing things.
• After he's failed to do a job that I asked him to do weeks ago, I do it only for him to say 'I would've done that'.
• Expecting hero-worship for doing even the smallest household chore, even though I do 95% of them.
• Flushes the loo while still peeing in it.
• Any job that involves using tools also involves extravagant swearing, wailing and gnashing of teeth.
• He does the winding-up of the dog thing too, he never learns.

I could go on but it's too embarrassing to include the things that REALLY annoy me. :rotfl:

I am sure I really annoy him too, don't know why the hell we are still together.

Mrs_Ryan

I've thought of some more things!!

He shouts at the telly when he's watching the rugby. I got very annoyed at him doing this the other week as I was upstairs waiting for an important phone call. And when he shouts, he's loud!
I needed him to go into the garage to empty the dryer for me as the lock is very stiff at the minute and I cant pull it open. I told him my keys were on the table and he shouted up a second later to say he couldnt find them - they were right in front of him, he hadnt even looked...
When we first started going out, he changed his pants every other day and his socks every third day... yuk! He now changes his pants every day and his socks every other day which I still think is gross...
He wont change his pyjamas until they're almost standing up on their own.. it takes me to dump them in the wash or sometimes I have to tell him 'they stink you need to change them!'
If we're out somewhere, he will inevitably demand I check the cricket score/rugby scores/rugby team listings on my phone. This really does annoy me, especially if my battery is low or the signal is bad.
If we're out he drinks Coke as he is driving but he cant abide ice in it. This can be a monumental PITA as if I ask for no ice for him and they put it in by accident he either moans for ages or stands there and picks it out, leaving it to melt everywhere...
He gets into bed and puts his cold hands on my tummy to warm them.. however I have started to outfox him by wearing my onesie

I know I have loads of habits that really annoy him too and Im sure he could list loads if you asked him

*max*

Mrs_Ryan wrote: »

I've thought of some more things!!

He shouts at the telly when he's watching the rugby. I got very annoyed at him doing this the other week as I was upstairs waiting for an important phone call. And when he shouts, he's loud!
D

Back when I had a TV, I had my upstairs neighbour knocking on my door during a rugby final (the French were playing) to ask if I was alright, as he'd heard me shouting...lol I'm very very quiet normally, I swear!

victory

Cardinal sin was committed in this house yesterday, OH left the empty toilet roll in the loo, how hard is it to put it in the bin?:mad::rotfl: