Sloblady thread

miss_independent

gnimia wrote: »

Has anyone mentioned UFYH on this thread yet? Its the perfect antidote to flylady imo. If you are sensitive to words then don't google, but otherwise its equal parts motivating, satisfying and disgusting!

Oooh eck - wha have you done to me? I've now unf*ckd the landing and my bathroom cabinet! Its amazing what you can achieve in 20 minutes :eek:.

Raksha

I may have the perfect excuse... I had a funny turn this afternoon, while chilling out taking photos by the canal, not cleaning, the Dr thinks it was a mini stroke, so probably best to take it easy for a few days don't you think?

wondercollie

Help. I dusted today.

Well somebody wrote "dust me" on the computer monitor.

Unfortunately, I dusted my living room and the computer is in another part of the house.

VJsmum

gnimia wrote: »

Has anyone mentioned UFYH on this thread yet? Its the perfect antidote to flylady imo. If you are sensitive to words then don't google, but otherwise its equal parts motivating, satisfying and disgusting!

Oh I love this!

After a couplathree (midlands numbering system) weeks marking I have looked up from my desk to a scene of utter devastation.

Need to start un!!!!ing it now!

miss_independent

VJsmum wrote: »

Oh I love this!

After a couplathree (midlands numbering system) weeks marking I have looked up from my desk to a scene of utter devastation.

Need to start un!!!!ing it now!

Its frightening how compelling it is. I'm starting to wake up with a desperate need to unf*ck. I'm scared. I need to do something really slobby.

ETA: I even have an unf*cking song that goes round in my head. It goes "Unf*ck me! Unf*ck me! Hurry up....I'm waaaaaiiiiiiiitiiiiing!"

I'm getting really frightened by it.

wondercollie

Anybody know where the mythical "safe place" is?

Put my favourite lippie down somewhere and can't locate it.

In my search I did find two lipglosses that I forgot I owned.

sonastin

wondercollie wrote: »

Anybody know where the mythical "safe place" is?

Put my favourite lippie down somewhere and can't locate it.

In my search I did find two lipglosses that I forgot I owned.

The only way to find it is to lose something else just as important. Afraid to say you won't find that lippe until you're searching for something else!

wondercollie

What makes it worse is it is a discontinued colour and not a very MSE brand.

I think the dog ate it, OK I really don't but he's always on the mooch and doesn't bark back when accused.

jpscloud

Naughty dog! Shame him!!

http://dog-shame.com/

Then again, eating lippy is preferable to pooing right in the middle of your slave's duvet just because you thought there wasn't enough litter in your posh covered cat loo, like "my" cat did.

She went through a phase of that, and throwing up in places I walk with BARE FEET - thankfully the phase is over.

There are some things even a sloblady can't ignore.

torbrex

Trouble brewing :eek:

A relative wants to visit me and he has never visited before :eek:
Should I go all out and make an effort to clean the house or let him see things as they really are?

I have about a month