Universal Jobmatch - Mandatory from next year

Johnnytwostep

krok wrote: »

Thanks for paying for my great xmas Johnnynosteps.

You just keep grafting to keep me in my luxury.

Just drinking my whisky while watching Jeremy Kyle on my 42 inch plasma tv.

Happy New Year and dont forget keep working for me.
:rotfl::beer::rotfl:

I knew it....honesty at last

koiboy

krok wrote: »

watching Jeremy Kyle on my 42 inch plasma tv.

you watch that Jeremy kyle rubbish

krok

Johnnytwostep wrote: »

I knew it....honesty at last

I am thinking of upgrading my 1 month old mobile. If you could do some overtime, i will raise my glass to you.

Well i suppose i had better spend 5 minutes on my Job Seekers agreement .
I still say 5 minutes work every 2 weeks is too much,

:rotfl:

Johnnytwostep

This doesnt shock me, says it all really about people who dont want to work. Should take all benefits off them. IDS was right

krok

Johnnytwostep wrote: »

This doesnt shock me, says it all really about people who dont want to work. Should take all benefits off them. IDS was right

I hope you are not skiving today Johnnynosteps. You should be working and keeping me in my life style, not looking at forums.

Now get on with your work, and i might forgive you this one time.

Think i will ask for a crisis loan this week. My drinking cupboard is bare and that is a crisis.
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Johnnytwostep

I am going to quit my job today and then i can live the life of riley on the handouts that the workshy get...obviously the way to go

krok

Johnnytwostep wrote: »

I am going to quit my job today and then i can live the life of riley on the handouts that the workshy get...obviously the way to go

No No Johnnynosteps, Please dont do that.

You just carry on grafting and keep me in my luxury life style.

I have never had it so good, so you just keep up with paying your taxes and i will be happy.

I wonder where i will go on holiday this year. mmn I am thinking of a cruise around the Med this year. Can only be for 10 days thoe because i have to get back to sign on and collect my lovely money which you have worked so hard for me.

Cant wait for monthly payments because i will be able to stay longer.

Keep up your hard work Johnnynosteps. I will be thinking of you.
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keithrgj

Let me tell you people, having to sign on for the first time has never been so degrading.
I have worked for the last 20 years in a state run organisation which has destroyed my knees, and dismissed on capability grounds,

I was bullied from day one by job centre staff with half truth and innuendo on what i can and cannot do, It felt like i was outside the headmasters office

I stood up to their bovine excrement with quoting statutory legislation, little did they know i have a law degree and specialise in the Consumer credit and Data Protection Act, and that i am helping out on a voluntary basis for a national charity

Johnnytwostep

You need to do as the jobcentre staff tell you, no matter what they say.

strangeotron

Johnnytwostep wrote: »

This doesnt shock me, says it all really about people who dont want to work. Should take all benefits off them. IDS was right

um, no he wasn't.

At all.