Making chicken feed of my mortgage

muddywhitechicken

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS wrote: »

So little Mavis has laid an egg :T

Afraid not Tilly. The Miss M that laid was Marjorie. Mavis will have to be known as Miss LRH on here to avoid confusion - I'm expecting her to lay her first first egg in 2-4 weeks

gallygirl

muddywhitechicken wrote: »

I'm expecting her to lay her first first egg in 2-4 weeks

Only if that fits in with Tilly's schedule which is currently being drawn up. Woe betide LRH if she doesn't comply. she may end up with the ex-lodger :eek:.

muddywhitechicken

gallygirl wrote: »

Woe betide LRH if she doesn't comply. she may end up with the ex-lodger :eek:.

Or her slow cooker :eek:

I won't tell Miss LRH. She's stressed enough as it is after being chased all day by the nasty, pecky big girls

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

Definitely no room for Miss LRH in SC, 6.5 litre and full to the top with beef casserole :rotfl:

Poor LRH with the naughty picky girls. You'll have to build an extension so she can have her own en suite room

Have a good week girls (that's the hens)

Tilly x x

nattypants

I would like to formally (virtually) adopt Gladys and Beryl please:D

Can you also send me a certificate of adoption, as this should minimise future red tape/legislation regarding ownership of eggs.

Also, can you please let the girls know that I love them very much already X

nattypants

muddywhitechicken wrote: »

Or her slow cooker :eek:

I won't tell Miss LRH. She's stressed enough as it is after being chased all day by the nasty, pecky big girls

But that won't be either Beryl or Gladys, as they're good girls:A

muddywhitechicken

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS wrote: »

Definitely no room for Miss LRH in SC, 6.5 litre and full to the top with beef casserole :rotfl:

What a relief!

muddywhitechicken

nattypants wrote: »

I would like to formally (virtually) adopt Gladys and Beryl please:D

Can you also send me a certificate of adoption, as this should minimise future red tape/legislation regarding ownership of eggs.

Also, can you please let the girls know that I love them very much already X

Congratulations on becoming a virtual chicken mummy Natty

All virtual eggs laid by Beryl and Gladys are yours...



(all real eggs are mine :rotfl:)

nattypants

muddywhitechicken wrote: »

Congratulations on becoming a virtual chicken mummy Natty

All virtual eggs laid by Beryl and Gladys are yours...



(all real eggs are mine :rotfl:)

I meant to add, can I also have colour, size and shape updates, as well as regular photographs and progress reports. I think if you proportion 12 hours of your day to this small request, this should provide sufficient update time. Starting from now.

nattypants

Waiting.........