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When my 84 year old aunt broke her hip in Belgium, the surgeon assured us she'd be fine :
Pin it in the morning, on her feet the next day, out of hospital the day after and two weeks in a convalescent home.
Pigs might fly to find one in this country.Member #14 of SKI-ers club
Words, words, they're all we have to go by!.
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When you feel good getting id'd in the US for buying alcohol. Yes really!!Don't lie, thieve, cheat or steal. The Government do not like the competition.
The Lord Giveth and the Government Taketh Away.
I'm sorry, I don't apologise. That's just the way I am. Homer (Simpson)0 -
I went to the hairdresser this week. When it was time to pay I was asked for a lower amount than I usually pay. I queried it and was told "yes its less for pensioners".
----I`m only 49!!!! 0 -
when you write 'totally agree with you' in reply to a post not realising it was you who wrote it (and the buggrs lock the thread just after your post, so you can't delete it)...When you log on to post in reply to this thread then foreget what it is you were going to post..........0 -
The Wellwoman clinic offered me a mammogram appointment at 37 yrs0
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When you see a picture of the father of a schoolfriend you have not seen for years in the local newspaper and then you realise it is not his father but him.0
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When you get on a packed train, and someone offers you one of the folding seats by the door.Signature removed for peace of mind0
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When you find a hair on your chin! :eek:Member #14 of SKI-ers club
Words, words, they're all we have to go by!.
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Two words..........Tena Lady :eek:
Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid....0
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