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I thought I was officially old when I started to get junk mail from the Conservative party.
However, Age Concern are now trying to sell me insurance designed for the needs of older people.
I'm 45 _pale_import this0 -
... when you go to the doctor, he asks you to explain the symptoms and you reply that Homer is a fat yellow man and Marge has blue hair.If you fold it in half, will an Audi A4 fit in a Citroen C5?
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laurel7172 wrote: »I thought I was officially old when I started to get junk mail from the Conservative party.
However, Age Concern are now trying to sell me insurance designed for the needs of older people.
I'm 45 _pale_
Me too. Got my first one this week aged 50 & 4 months. At least saga hasn't got hold of us yet, even in death they still mail you!The Cabbage
Its Advice - Take it or Leave it:D0 -
... when you try to register with Smooth Radio Dating, input your date of birth and get redirected to the Wikipedia page on radio carbon dating.If you fold it in half, will an Audi A4 fit in a Citroen C5?
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... when your favourite suit still doesn't have a little pocket for a mobile phone.If you fold it in half, will an Audi A4 fit in a Citroen C5?
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nearlyrich wrote: »Lucian from the Liver Birds is playing the ageing father of the lead in "Good Cop":eek: where's his rabbits?
Fondly remembered :T0 -
Your new motor insurance policy, the cheapest found, is from SAGADon't put it DOWN; put it AWAY"I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness" Emily Dickinson
Janice 1964-2016
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... when you can remember being embarrassed handing a £1 note to a bus conductor.If you fold it in half, will an Audi A4 fit in a Citroen C5?
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When you see an old man you think you recognise and realise that he once was in the same class at school as you.0
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