I'll tell you what I want...

FatVonD

The head teacher that was horrible to my son at his primary school (that he left 4 years ago, not that I bear a grudge or anything :rotfl:) retires tomorrow (on a big, fat pension as she was also in the Police force before.)

I really, really want to post her a turd in lovely packaging as a leaving gift or spray paint 'good riddance you old witch' on the pavement outside school. Can anyone tell me why this isn't a good idea? :rotfl:

gingin_2

You're funny

My son had a nasty head teacher at his first school. I felt it karma enough that she was bitter, twisted and permanently grumpy.

I have dreamt of doing evil things to a slimey and corrupt lettings agent once.

DVardysShadow

FatVonD wrote: »

The head teacher that was horrible to my son at his primary school (that he left 4 years ago, not that I bear a grudge or anything :rotfl:) retires tomorrow (on a big, fat pension as she was also in the Police force before.)

I really, really want to post her a turd in lovely packaging as a leaving gift or spray paint 'good riddance you old witch' on the pavement outside school. Can anyone tell me why this isn't a good idea? :rotfl:

I would be outraged if anyone suggested to you that it would not be a good idea. People should confine their replies to giving better ideas.

raven83

FatVonD wrote: »

The head teacher that was horrible to my son at his primary school (that he left 4 years ago, not that I bear a grudge or anything :rotfl:) retires tomorrow (on a big, fat pension as she was also in the Police force before.)

I really, really want to post her a turd in lovely packaging as a leaving gift or spray paint 'good riddance you old witch' on the pavement outside school. Can anyone tell me why this isn't a good idea? :rotfl:

Oh I am a bit like that too, if someone upset my kids I would want so get them back (be it immature) not sure I would actually do it though, but the thought would definitely play over in my head and I would imagin the satisfaction it would bring me seeing their faces :rotfl:

Tropez

I was assaulted by the head teacher at my primary school but was too young to realise at the time that he would have been in much more trouble had I mentioned it to my parents or another teacher than myself.

And with that in mind, I can understand bearing grudges.

FizzledOut

That it's not original enough?
I was made redundant one December, while the bosses son's girlfriends brother kept his job (I'd got almost 4 years there in a stressy job, he'd managed a year in which he'd been sent home twice for being odourous) ...
I did think of a beautiful box with a lump of coal inside. I didn't do it, but I did think at the time it would be a great idea for a new business.
Vengence Is Mine Inc. Roahl Dahl (feels more P G Wodehouse to me) http://www.epubbud.com/read.php?g=K9SXEV6Z&tocp=51

embob74

The only reason it is not a good idea is that you could get caught and into trouble.
However I have always found it very therapeutic to envisage various forms of revenge upon those who have bothered me. I know the best revenge is to rise above it and not give them any more thought but it really is a case of "if you hurt my kids I will want to hurt you right back!!"
I have to say a certain few in the teaching profession can be particularly frustrating as I never understand why they do a job where they so obviously despise the people (children) they have to work with......but then you did mention the big, fat pension...

FatVonD

embob74 wrote: »

The only reason it is not a good idea is that you could get caught and into trouble.

I did ponder with my husband whether they'd do DNA tests, he was quite surprised because he'd assumed I was just going to get one from the cat litter tray or off the street

missprice

bloody hell spat me tea:rotfl:

yes Maybe think more bovine or even big cat?

shelley_crow

There's is no way I'd ever suggest posting a box of live black crickets through her letter box. Those !!!!!!s live for ever, breed profusely, are very hard to find around the house and above all, noisy as hell! I had some escape from my lizard's vivarium once and it was hell on earth, crawling around trying to find them and squish them. Assuming you know where she lives of course

raven83

shelley_crow wrote: »

There's is no way I'd ever suggest posting a box of live black crickets through her letter box. Those !!!!!!s live for ever, breed profusely, are very hard to find around the house and above all, noisy as hell! I had some escape from my lizard's vivarium once and it was hell on earth, crawling around trying to find them and squish them. Assuming you know where she lives of course

I am loving that idea, I had never thought of crickets before, may have to use that idea at some point :T