I'll tell you what I want...

Bennifred

zaksmum wrote: »

Did your son do anything to merit the head teacher's behaviour towards him?

This isn't a thread to be reasonable on! :rotfl:

FizzledOut

I worked with someone who was working on an idea for his neighbours when/if he ever moved. It included a postal tube, only just wide enough to put through a letter box, and a few live mice that would fit in the tube .....

tesuhoha

FizzledOut wrote: »

I worked with someone who was working on an idea for his neighbours when/if he ever moved. It included a postal tube, only just wide enough to put through a letter box, and a few live mice that would fit in the tube .....

Cockroaches would be even better.

big5

FatVonD wrote: »

I did ponder with my husband whether they'd do DNA tests, he was quite surprised because he'd assumed I was just going to get one from the cat litter tray or off the street

Came downstairs this morning to find the dog had the runs in the night - I'd have kept it if I'd known it would be useful...

gravitytolls

FatVonD wrote: »

I did ponder with my husband whether they'd do DNA tests, he was quite surprised because he'd assumed I was just going to get one from the cat litter tray or off the street

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Maybe something subtle and likely to induce paranoia ... Imagine how she'd feel receiving a book from an anonymous person asking questions such 'How to tell if you have halitosis? What to do about body odour?' type of thing.:T

I like the long term revenge strategy, she will spend the rest of her days sniffing her pits and checking her teeth.

eskimo26

gravitytolls wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Maybe something subtle and likely to induce paranoia ... Imagine how she'd feel receiving a book from an anonymous person asking questions such 'How to tell if you have halitosis? What to do about body odour?' type of thing.:T

I like the long term revenge strategy, she will spend the rest of her days sniffing her pits and checking her teeth.

What your guys are talking about are pranks, she will shrug them off as coming from former or current bratty students.

If your serious, i mean really serious... write her a heartfelt letter about how much your child suffered in schooling because of her, how genuinely terrible she was at her job and how your child has gone on to do well despite her.

I noticed in the gifts for teachers thread how they all said a genuine letter would be nice. Well it could work both ways it could make them feel terrible too especially as its her retirement and everybody will be celebrating what a good job she did as a matter of form, most likely she will be in a vulnerable position too looking back and reminiscing over her career.

I say spoil her happy retirement period with some home truths.

Sagaris

Ok - this is a possibility...........but only if you know where she lives.

Get the dog turd, place on several sheets of newspaper, place on doorstep (can only do this if it's stone or concrete etc)

Set fire to the newspaper and knock on the door - retire to a safe viewing point, and watch her stamp out the fire....then wonder where the smell is coming from........

mrcow

I agree. These all sound:

a. cowardly
b. idiotic

Why don't you grow a pair and deal with the situation like an adult?

If you think someone has behaved incorrectly or unprofessionally, then challenge them appropriately.

Why wait 4 years and then sneak around playing idiotic pranks like you have something to hide? I can't believe others here are supporting you like it's something clever.

Owain_Moneysaver

shelley_crow wrote: »

There's is no way I'd ever suggest posting a box of live black crickets through her letter box.

Bedbugs would be even worse.

They can live dormant for over a year.

GilbertGradgrind

Yet another cowardly, idiotic and unpleasant suggestion: get some live yoghurt, some moss, some water. Liquidise them together into a sloppy paste. Paint a rude slogan on the school wall. It will grow into the wall. it will take ages to get rid of...