Preparedness for when

2tonsils

Thanks for playing, everyone....its no more help to me counting what is on my left....just four more leopard print cushions and the rest of the blue leather settee lol...can't see that killing any zombies...even Greek ones!

Forecast for tomorrow is....more thunderstorms, higher winds and 30 degrees......strangest weather ever for October!

fuddle

Aha! Left I can use the sewing needle eyeball cocktail anyone?

VJsmum

The_Dragon wrote: »

Hmm on the left I have the tv!

Just leave it on Jeremy Kyle and they'll think someone beat them to it!

The_Dragon

VJsmum wrote: »

Just leave it on Jeremy Kyle and they'll think someone beat them to it!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, so no re-runs of Time Team then

Sunshine4

On my right is the wartime farm book, which is quite heavy so could throw that at them.

Or on my left is a walking stick I am using at the moment to get around, it is very heavy so could do alot of damage to some zombies.:rotfl:

2tonsils

It's no help to me using what is on the left.....just three more leopard print cushions and the leather settee...maybe I could ask them to have a sit down then smother them lol

weather forecast for tomorrow here is more storms , torrential rain, force 8 winds and 30 degrees of heat...its the strangest weather ever for October!

SpikyHedgehog

mardatha wrote: »

Somebody said on another forum that this universal credit thing is starting in Oct next year? I think that would be a good incentive to prep - it's to be paid 4 weekly in arrears which is a bad enough but remember the bloody mess they made of Tax Credits...EEEK

In the past 3 days, I've had 2 letters from my borough council to tell me I now need to pay them more CT, because I told them I was working less hours at work but the way they process changes is to cancel your claim and restart with the new details. On Friday, I needed to pay them £375ish over the rest of the year, today's letter says they have taken an extra £2.62 off so I now need to pay them £250ish.

I have every confidence in bureaucracy...

2tonsils wrote: »

I have just seen this game on facebook.

The item on your immediate right is the only item you can use as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse.....what is it?

In my case it's a leopard print cushion...guess I am going to have to hold them down and smother them with it lol

Is anyone else going to play?:beer:

The phone; or the roller blind (hanging over the window; or the radiator... Ooh, and the shredder!

I could pull the blind down and throw over them while quickly tying the phone cable round them, then smash them against the radiator. :rotfl:

2tonsils

Just pretend they are from the council tax department Spikey, that should add some enthusiasm to it LOL

craigywv

i go away for a few hours and come back to the z word sharpened toothbrushes, tv throwing eyeball cocktail dog munching cushion suffocating bunch of people i regard as my friends .....its good to be back......i have on my left 2 steel sun candlesticks and on my right a slow cooker!!!!!!!!!! could beat its brains in with c.sticks then cook it in sc.........very OS ! zombie anyone? with tinned 6p mr t mushy peas?

VJsmum

craigywv wrote: »

zombie anyone? with tinned 6p mr t mushy peas?

Do u think it'll taste like chicken?

(sorry, don't know what's got into me tonight...)