Preparedness for when

craigywv

VJsmum wrote: »

Do u think it'll taste like chicken?

(sorry, don't know what's got into me tonight...)

Rubber chicken maybe?:p

Cheapskate

VJsmum wrote: »

Do u think it'll taste like chicken?

(sorry, don't know what's got into me tonight...)

If it's a zombie, how long's it been dead? Do we use the same ideas as well-hung beef or game? Do we use 6p peas or go the whole hog and do roast veg, gravy and stuffing? Sorry, feel a bit giddy as well!

craigywv

:rotfl:

Cheapskate wrote: »

If it's a zombie, how long's it been dead? Do we use the same ideas as well-hung beef or game? Do we use 6p peas or go the whole hog and do roast veg, gravy and stuffing? Sorry, feel a bit giddy as well!

:rotfl:hahahahaahhahhaah

Caterina

On my right, full and freshly made hot water bottle, good to squirt to water at zombies and then whack them on the face with the bottle, dead-fish-slap style.

On my left: DH! Great fighter of Zombies, he who once as a child made a proper workable crossbow. I feel 100% safe tonight :-)

Butterfly_Brain

On my left the drinks cabinet.............Nope won't be using that it is purely medicinal ifykwim
On my right is the knitting box with lots of needles.

bluebag

Shhesh, I've just popped on here for a mo to see what's going on???
Y'all been on the sherbert aint ya?

Helen2k8

Now then, if we're bending the rules please may I put my coat on?

Because in the left hand pocket I have an assortment of screws, bolts, staples and washers (for throwing or poking), and in the right I have string of many colours

wondercollie

Helen2k8 wrote: »

A geriatric mobile phone (though not a nokia brick which would be good for beating them to death!)

Hey, enough of the Nokia bashing! I love my C3. I've done everything but drown it or drive over it and its still works!

Nokia's will make it through the zombie wars!

Alison_Funnell

Lots and lots of crochet hooks including some huge ones (the largest is about 18 inches long and about as thick as your thumb with a large knob on for very BIG tunisian crochet). Zombie drumming anyone?

meme30

princesstippytoes wrote: »

Can someone explain to me what this thread is about please? I've tried reading but it seems to jump about a bit. I'm actually scared to ask and terrified of posting anything vanoonoo might find offensive in case she reports me. So please be nice. I just don't get it.

Hello:wave: This thread is about getting yourself, your family and your home organised in case of emergencies. Mostly it's about being snowed in/flooding/no electricity sort of scenarios. Also preparation in case of job losses which is not so unlikely these days.:(
We try to give each other tips about storing extra food/water, cooking facilities, indoor and outdoor and how to make your family safe and comfortable if the SHTF.

There is also the smallest off chance that there may be a few poor souls here who are gearing up for the inevitable zombie attack.:rotfl: [STRIKE]We[/STRIKE]They are a deluded bunch, not often let out of the home as the previous posts about leopard skin cushions/candlesticks/hot water bottles and knitting needles shows. Anybody with any common sense knows that lobbing tin of tomatoes at them is the best defence against zombies.

Come and join in we are a nice bunch really, everyone is welcome. By all means ask questions and pick peoples brains, there are many here coping with different situations so lots of ideas and help if you want it.