Preparedness for when

D&DD

I have a tin of quality street you caught me snuffling the xmas chocs :eek:

smileyt_2

Just popping in .... I have a mug ... would have to drink the tea before hurling mug at zombie though ....

GreyQueen

If we can grab what's on our left, I could choose between a teapot and a folding bushcraft saw..............or my sewing machine.

Just weighed that book; 1.15 kg. Definately classifiable as an offensive weapon.

Cheapskate

On the right we have a choice of a pack of small drawing pins - eye stabbers maybe? Do I want to let 'em that close? Also some cheap perfume I hate, might be better than the safety pins!

On the left, if we're following GQ's rules, an old brolly and the kids' new Hallowe'en costumes - that's me eaten then.

D&DD

lol well thats no better I have a puny pair of headphones those earhole type ones which I can't even use to throttle anything
ooh the shame..*stuffs another quality street to console herself*

VJsmum

D&DD wrote: »

I have a tin of quality street you caught me snuffling the xmas chocs :eek:

As my son would say - BURNED!!

Ah now on the left I have many options

DS Maths folder
book
bottle of ketchup
3 shopping bags
credit card wallet
hair slide
wooden penguin

I really must tidy this table up :rotfl:

westcoastscot

popping in also - hope it's ok
would love to have sweeties on my right - but have knitting needles so i'm sorted!!!

GreyQueen

VJsmum wrote: »

As my son would say - BURNED!!

Ah now on the left I have many options

DS Maths folder
book
bottle of ketchup
3 shopping bags
credit card wallet
hair slide
wooden penguin

I really must tidy this table up :rotfl:

You think your table has problems, you should see mine; sewing machine, pen caddy, tea tray, pile of books, glasses case, container of bobbins for the machine, windup radio and various elastic bands, lip balm tin, eraser and sundry little bits of paper carp. Oh and the folding saw which I really ought to put in the bag.

I've got someone from the Council coming around on Weds afternoon so I shall be tidy then.........too much weird stuff to explain such as the stainless-steel cutlery things waiting to be turned into the hobo stoves.

Hold the Apocalypse, I ain't ready yet.

The_Dragon

Hmm on the left I have the tv!

lisakay_2

I wanna play :j
I generally lurk here and post in tougher, but haven't posted anywhere in a while.

My zombie weapon is my Marley boy...Staffy/Rotty cross and soft as...

although he will not let anyone in the house and has a particular dislike for men and teenaged boys while we're out.

The not so little beastie is curled up on the curtains I made for my friends back door earlier.