Chances of finding my (future) Mrs on MSE?

FBaby

Okay here comes the BIG one.... how are you on the *dirty word coming* communiation front? Not talking about football result, or past experience, but on the stand of 'oh oh, she is about to tell me something I'm not sure I want to hear'. Do you listen, take into consideration what she says, tell her what she wants to hear AND then act on it? If so, they are all fools and don't know what they are missing!!!!

meer53

Useless, you blew it with your post saying "wife or nothing" !

What that says to me, and i know not everyone will think this way, is that you're looking for someone to look after you. Maybe it's because i've been there and done that and i'm not bothered about doing it again !

Maybe if you say you're looking for a partner rather than a wife you'll get more responses ?

Tiddlywinks, did you know that if you are separated but not divorced, you can't join EHarmony ? I've been separated for 10 years now and i can't join because i put separated on my application form. It's ridiculous.
I'm not divorced because i refuse to spend money on getting rid of my lying cheating ex.

FBaby

Personally I like the 'looking for a wife', but that's because I think my OH only wants a partner in me and not a wife!!!

Lotus-eater

I think looking for a wife was the wrong thing to say as well.

Looking for someone to share my life with, is much nicer and gives the impression he wants something more that someone to cook his meals and bring him his slippers.

HeatherintheHills

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

I hope that means they match the untidy ones with the tidy ones?

Nothing else would make sense.

In your dreams!

Hire a housekeeper, could be cheaper in the long run

I'm a single woman and there is no way on earth I'd go back to wasting my time on a man who needs "looking after". To be very, very blunt, what would be in it for me (don't suggest intimacy, don't need to be married any more for that. I'm financially independent so don't need to be "kept", so... ? )

FBaby

Why is it that the intentions are any different whether married or not? If he wants a servant to look after him, he doesn't need a wife, a partner fed of promises might actually do a better job!

marisco_2

Notsosharp wrote: »

I'll marry you....

Provided you don't need a Mrs that's keen on housework and can live with an unruly 10 year old, two dogs, three cats, two goldfish and a weather loach!

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

I have no problem with any of the above!

Awwww a match made in heaven. Im popping to the shops to buy a hat in the hopes I get an invite to the wedding

cheekyweegit

*** sneaks in for a look and wonders if age 44 physically and a lot less mentally is too old and if Dundee is too far to travel***

Also has cat - black (doesn't bring presents, no not a witch and don't own a broom stick)
Own car - Timothy the Yaris (don't ask)
Has job
Non smoker
Rarely drinks (but quite partial to the odd diet irn bru and ice)
Quite likes the scones in Dobbies (free cups of tea though the gardening club of course to go with it i.e. not scared to use vouchers now and then).
Tall (5ft 10)
Pulse and sense of humour - most important for any potential suitors for me.



Apply within......

System

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

Not my cup of tea.

A true gentleman. :T

Glitzkiss

I've found you a wife. You just need to fetch her from Southampton

http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/free-to-good-home/106266541