What is your story? Lighthearted thread!

LadyMorticia

A friend told me that his friend's parents had sent him out to buy a new TV and he came back with a Bearded Dragon.:eek:

lovesabargain123

I love this thread, it's me all over. Nipping out to get one thing and coming home with something else :j

Ds2 (14) was sent to the shop the other morning with £2 to buy some sausages, he luckily hit the knock down time and managed to bring home sausages,bacon,eggs and a loaf of bread ( very mse ) ..came in very useful as it was sports day and I ended up with 5 hungry teenage boys in my house before 7.30am!!!!

12 years ago my dad paid for dh,2 toddlers and I and rest of the family to go to Tenerife for 2 weeks, it was all inclusive and we were absolutely potless , we can home with child number 3... Very unexpected lol :A:rotfl:

carolan78

This isn't a buying something different story but funny none the less.

My Dad was decorating and dado rail was all the rage, he realised he hadn't bought enough so sent my mum to b&q for another piece while he stayed home and cut it.

My naive mum asked someone in store where the d***o rail was. Of course the bloke rolled about laughing unable to stop himself and she came out very red faced minus the dado rail when he explained her c*** up lol

suki1001

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Not me, but said boyfriend's uncle...He went out to the corner shop to get milk and came back home with a 5 Euros scratchcard. Times were very hard, and he got a proper earful from his wife...until he played the scratchcard and won 50,000 Euros.

Hey, you just reminded me I'd bought a couple of scratchcards I'd forgotten about for me and oh, and we won £20 :T:T:T:j:j:j
Thanks

suki1001

I used to have a friend and he lived in an area that had a high Asian population, and being friendly he got on with all his neighbours like a house on fire. They'd all been smoking some stuff which wasn't cigarettes and my friend said he was hungry, so after much discussion about who was going to go to the all night garage, one of the younger Asian lads volunteered.

Can you get me some meat pies or pasties or something? Asked my friend and off the lad goes, then comes back looking dead pleased with himself.
Did you get one? said my friend
The young lad pipes up: I did better than get you one, I got you a tray of them!

When my friend looked at them the packet read "Mr Kiplings mince pies"