Nice people thread part 6 - thrice by twice as nice :)

Spirit_2

Just taken a telephone call...

"hello ma'am, how are you today?

I am calling because we want to give you some money back. You had a loan and paid it off, remember? This loan, there is money back for you....."

Phone is currently resting on table whilst I type.

No, he has hung up now. Shame as I fully intened to share in my good fortune with you lot. You would have just needed to pm me your bank details.

lostinrates

Are you feeling any better today spirit? Still whistling on the breath?


I want to do some housework, at least while lying down i do. Everytime i stand up i think better of it and lay myself down again.


Doozer boy was a bit horrified when we went yesterday to the reclaim yard and i saw a mortuary slab i want now for a shower tray. Is it really a bac idea?

Davesnave

PasturesNew wrote: »

I've investigated swimming to the island and it seems that you can do it ... IF ... nobody reports you. If you're reported then the full Coastguard turn out and search for you, track you down and give you a talk about how stupid/dangerous the stunt was and how you could have died because of the ferry/boats/yachts in that bit .... and the unpredictable currents.

AND you have to make sure you don't make landfall in the part reserved for wildlife, or else you might be trapped inside the perimeter fence and become forever part of the island's exotic fauna.....:eek:

<Puts on D Attenborough voice> "And there, flitting through the bushes, we just see, fleetingly, the shy, migratory PN. Arriving here from a foreign land, seeking a potential nest site, she was probably blown off course by high property prices in the hinterland of the bay..." :rotfl:

chewmylegoff

LIR, there are some people in funny outfits jumping horses over bizarrely designed fences on BBC1 right now, seems right up your street.

Wheezy_2

Davesnave wrote: »

<Puts on D Attenborough voice> "And there, flitting through the bushes, we just see, fleetingly, the shy, migratory PN. Arriving here from a foreign land, seeking a potential nest site, she was probably blown off course by high property prices in the hinterland of the bay..." :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
that really made me lol

PasturesNew

Davesnave wrote: »

<Puts on D Attenborough voice> ...

LOL!!!!
Genius

lostinrates

chewmylegoff wrote: »

LIR, there are some people in funny outfits jumping horses over bizarrely designed fences on BBC1 right now, seems right up your street.

Thank you chewy. It is but i don't want to turn telly on. Lazy does notcome close to how little i am moving atm. Telly is abput two metres away, two metres too far:o

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

Thank you chewy. It is but i don't want to turn telly on. Lazy does notcome close to how little i am moving atm. Telly is abput two metres away, two metres too far:o

Watch it online?

lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

Watch it online?

I don't think our Internet could cope. W have anew router to try at weekend. Ours is carp

lostinrates

Ok, its in on now, i decide i had to have a piddle so swopped the metre and half (i over esti ated before) to turn on tv.