manual assessment at Jag/Land Rover

jacko321

randomdude88 wrote: »

what so they dna test it aswell haha, listen as far as im concerned cannabis should not be tested for and in no way has ever affected the way i work or the safety of any others im working with! therefore i will go to the test with my mates urine and give that as my sample.

Your urine will be body temperature , your mates urine will be room temperature, big difference mate, you can say what you like about cannabis, jaguar ain't going to change there tests for you.

randomdude88

jacko321 wrote: »

Your urine will be body temperature , your mates urine will be room temperature, big difference mate, you can say what you like about cannabis, jaguar ain't going to change there tests for you.

How will it be room temperature if its next to my balls? It will be extreemely close to body temp.

Lucky_Mucky

Your going to have a bottle in your pants? You do realise they stand outside the cubicle, right? They will hear you doing something odd.

Bigden

dont waste your time you wont get away with it lol

jacko321

randomdude88 wrote: »

How will it be room temperature if its next to my balls? It will be extreemely close to body temp.

There's a big difference haha, go for it, just don't get to embarrass when he turns around and tells you it ain't ure urine, what you going to say? Oooww I'm about cold today

Lucky_Mucky

What if he does the magnet test first? you wil be jumping in and out of a car 8 times with a bottle of urine in your pants.

Bigden

you do the the test before the drug test so not only will you have to run the risk of spillage you also think you are going to fool a person whos job it is to catch you they have done thousands of tests before the drugs test shows everything thats why declare what medication you have taken prior to the test like one of the posters said go and embarrass yourself and come back tell us how it went :doh:

MrK88

You will just make a fool of yourself buddy, don't bother!

bimma

glad to see you got your priorties in order...obviously getting high on a spliff is far more important to you than getting the job...you cant even be bothered to give it up for the sake of the test!

Medical studies show drugs and alcohol have serious effects on judgement/co-ordination etc so for you to say it doesnt affect you in anyway..you must be on cloud 9...just smoked some have we?

They have an indicator for the temperate in the bottle and will know instantly if its fresh !!!! or one you bought with you.

Good luck though...i wish i was there to see how you get on!

and placing in your pant while getting in and out of the car for the magnet test...if it breaks you will not only look like you !!!!ed yourself and could cut your ball open with the glass bottle...lol

MrK88

To all those staring tomorrow good luck to you all and will be nice to meet some of you lot.