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"I've just had a w**k....."

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  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
    jackieb wrote: »
    I don't see it as a problem. I would've thought it weird if he was doing it when he knew there were cameras watching him though.

    Wonder if it was a posh one though. :p

    Please explain what constitutes a posh w**k? Never heard that one before :rotfl:
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
  • vicx
    vicx Posts: 3,091 Forumite
    delain wrote: »
    Please explain what constitutes a posh w**k? Never heard that one before :rotfl:
    A condom! :rotfl:
    A home without a dog is like a flower without petals.
  • anna_grant
    anna_grant Posts: 1,498 Forumite
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    Me and Mr Grant are currently separated by the Atlantic and will be for a further 46 days. We w**k together via video chat when time difference and schedules allow. We also film ourselves doing it (with commentary) and then e-mail the videos to each other. We also do it whilst not filming it and then tell each other.

    God - I miss him :)
    ¿Alguien ha visto a mi nave espacial?

    Biting is excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.
  • jackieb
    jackieb Posts: 27,605 Forumite
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    delain wrote: »
    Please explain what constitutes a posh w**k? Never heard that one before :rotfl:
    vicx wrote: »
    A condom! :rotfl:

    :T :rotfl:
  • Caroline73_2
    Caroline73_2 Posts: 2,654 Forumite
    jackieb wrote: »
    :T :rotfl:

    That's called a luxury w**k around these parts.
  • Caroline73_2
    Caroline73_2 Posts: 2,654 Forumite
    runningwoman wrote: »
    This thread is incredibly vulgar, and I'm sorry I've wasted five minutes of my valuable time reading it. Do you people have nothing better to do with your Friday night?

    (I'm off now for a hot date with Aunt Palm and her five lovely daughters).

    Only 5 and a half minutes wasted tonight then.
  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
    Caroline73 wrote: »
    That's called a luxury w**k around these parts.

    I thought luxury ones were where you had something nice to look at :rotfl:
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
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    thunderbird wrote: »
    frightfulness? what on earth does that mean???!

    You are not familiar with the conjugal rights sketch..?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
  • runningwoman
    runningwoman Posts: 79 Forumite
    Caroline73 wrote: »
    Only 5 and a half minutes wasted tonight then.

    Five minutes and forty five seconds with foreplay, thanks. :cool:
  • anna_grant
    anna_grant Posts: 1,498 Forumite
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    C_Mababejive wrote: »
    You are not familiar with the conjugal rights sketch..?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90

    I'd forgotten about that. That made me laugh so much:

    'No, I'm afraid you're in Colchester - ouch!'
    ¿Alguien ha visto a mi nave espacial?

    Biting is excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.
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