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"I've just had a w**k....."

Slightly risque....but the other evening i was channel surfing desperately trying to find something worth my attention when my thumb was momentarily rendered inactive by the sight of Ms Tracy Cox,the self styled relationship and sex guru.

This was a new series in which Ms cox and her advisors would examine the relationships of various couples who had pitched up for assistance.

This particular couple were probably early thirties,married a couple of years and had just had their first child. The lady was fairly ordinary though not unattractive as was he i suppose.

Anyway for some reason they were just not having any frightfulness any more and the reasons were less than clear since they both apparently were amenable to it.

Discrete cams around the house were supposed to pick up behavioural aspects for the team to study.

In one shot, wifey was out of the house and hubby took the time to pleasure himself whilst reclining on the sofa and watching an adult film.

Shortly after..he is having a phone call with wifey and casually mentions that he has just had a w**k.

!!!!!!...does that sound weird or what? Do couples talk about such stuff?
Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
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  • Alikay
    Alikay Posts: 5,147 Forumite
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    We don't.

    What was wifey doing whilst husband was relieving stress with a blue movie? I would've been pretty p'd off if I'd been doing the Asda shop or similar drudgery whilst he entertained himself!
  • OMG, I take it he knew the cameras would be there? That's not the type of conversation me and OH would have, I wouldn't want to know if he had and I'm sure he wouldn't want to know if I had.
    :j little fire cracker born 5th November 2012 :j
  • :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Am I the only one who thought this thread was a user bragging to all on MSE about how he was spending his friday morning.
    Grammar: The difference between knowing your !!!!!! and knowing you're !!!!!! :cool:
  • :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Am I the only one who thought this thread was a user bragging to all on MSE about how he was spending his friday morning.

    Me! :D

    I couldn't resist a look though. :o
    :j little fire cracker born 5th November 2012 :j
  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Am I the only one who thought this thread was a user bragging to all on MSE about how he was spending his friday morning.


    Well it could have been.."I've just had a walk"
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
  • Treed
    Treed Posts: 92 Forumite
    I definitely wouldnt want to know. Neither would i want OH to know.

    Althought i guess every relationship is different..
  • Peater
    Peater Posts: 521 Forumite
    I had a long distance (Well, 80miles, enough to stop you seeing each other during the week) relationship and it was quite a normal subject of telephone conversation. 'What have you been up to this evening? - 'Oh, y'know. Gym, Dinner, washing up, quick w**k. The usual.'

    Some people get funny about it, i call them prudes. Besides, for chaps, it's just a 'process', a means to an end.
  • Well it could have been.."I've just had a walk"

    Where do you live? I feel like a 'slightly risque' walk.
    Grammar: The difference between knowing your !!!!!! and knowing you're !!!!!! :cool:
  • Yeah he'd say something like that if we were living apart, not if we were together trying to work on sextime issues.
    "If you don't feel the bumps in the road, you're not really going anywhere "
  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
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    Where do you live? I feel like a 'slightly risque' walk.
    Bring your yaktrak grips..I'm in the frozen north.
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
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