Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

mymerrywidow

xoAmyox wrote: »

I can say that having sex definitely works though, as confirmed by the sis-in-law too.

had to read that 3 times, as i read it as though you had sex with your sis-in-law :eek::eek:

locarr

sunshinestar101 wrote: »

i would have thought planning xmas would have been a good enough reason for her to interupst and come along... but Nooooooo.....

Started decorating the bathroom - been manic day all day trying to keep busy... been to 2 tescos, 1 asda, 1 morrisons. went for a looong walk across the moors with the kids lasting an hour n half (even ended up carrying the little one as his legs got tired!), re-grouted and re-sealed the bathroom, hand scrubbed the kitchen floor tiles, made another full on sunday dinner - from scratch - no leftovers, done 4 loads of washing, ironed 2 loads of washing, helped build a bookcase............. all in one day.

phew!

Must try harder!!:p:rotfl:

xoAmyox

DODO wrote: »

Has it got to be sex? Or just the O word

Just thinking if mr sunshine can't oblige then our diagram of the g spot may be useful!

It has to be sex, the blokes erm...*cough* softens the cervix and helps things along.

karen3112

sunshinestar101 wrote: »

what do you mean 'whoosh' though Karen? - whoosh in a good way, or bad way?

were you sick... etc??

and Happy - dunno if OH would be willing..... he finds it wierd enough to do 'other stuff' - thinks he would 'poke her head' ha ha ha

The way it works is it makes your belly all spasmy (technical term, that one!) then you do all almighty poo and then your spasmy belly turns into contractions

I wasn't sick at all. Took two tablespoons of it which were very quicky following by some orange juice to wash away the sliminess and within a couple of hours it all started, another few hours and it was all complete. Happy bouncing boy.

I had tried everything before resorting to this. Clary sage oil, rasperry tea, and the more male-favoured options lol

Worked for me, i find that a lot of old wife remedies are best

Looby123

sunshinestar101 wrote: »

i would have thought planning xmas would have been a good enough reason for her to interupst and come along... but Nooooooo.....

Started decorating the bathroom - been manic day all day trying to keep busy... been to 2 tescos, 1 asda, 1 morrisons. went for a looong walk across the moors with the kids lasting an hour n half (even ended up carrying the little one as his legs got tired!), re-grouted and re-sealed the bathroom, hand scrubbed the kitchen floor tiles, made another full on sunday dinner - from scratch - no leftovers, done 4 loads of washing, ironed 2 loads of washing, helped build a bookcase............. all in one day.

phew!

Bl00dy hell girl...slow down! :rotfl:

if you went in to labour today, you'd be too knackered too push!!

Both mine were 10+ days overdue and I was induced with both so know its horrible waiting .... but please please take it easy

karen3112

My midwife told me that I should swallow sperm to start labour - but I'm still convinced my husband paid her to say that

Laura_Cello

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

104!!!:eek::eek:

Isn't that a little tooo hot????
Unless that the temperature of the water in the kettle for a cuppa afterwards:)

104 F, that's old money temperature
40c... just a bit warmer than body temp.!

does HC do a fuzzy navel in this respected establishment? I'd like one on the rocks please :beer:

xoAmyox

mymerrywidow wrote: »

had to read that 3 times, as i read it as though you had sex with your sis-in-law :eek::eek:

Edited lol :embarasse:embarasse:embarasse

locarr

DODO wrote: »

French knickers is male? The mind boggles:eek::T

He/she hasn't confirmed....FK has a female partner..doesn't necessarily follow that they are male!;)

SaverSavvy123

Laura_Cello wrote: »

104 F, that's old money temperature
40c... just a bit warmer than body temp.!

does HC do a fuzzy navel in this respected establishment? I'd like one on the rocks please :beer:

Thought as much, just checking:D. I work in old money, comes with being old I suppose:(