Car Window Smashed by Off-Road Driving

NiallB

Watercooling, try this stuff:

http://team-carstyling.com/shop/product_info.php/language/en/info/p256_MARDER-SCHUTZ-SPRAY-02-Liter.html/cat/63

elation

Dear Mr Cooling.

I represent the British Living Organisation for Weasels Of the Forests (BLOWOF), and this thread has been bought to my attention. We at BLOWOF feel that the way that you have used the image of a small creature to describe a situation of blatant racial hatred is wholly unacceptable, and would like you to formally apologise for linking Weasels with this attitude.

Weasels have for many years been blighted by an image of untrustworthiness, which is simply not true. I am reminded of a time when I left a weasel alone with my lunch. I believe the sandwiches of the day were some sort of luncheon meat, so should have been of interest to such an 'untrustworthy' creature. I returned some time later, having realised the position I had put the poor animal in, expecting the sandwiches to be gone. However, they were as they were left, completely undisturbed. This I can put down only to the fact that weasels are loyal, trustworthy and faithful animals. If I am to be completely honest, I was using a tupperware box at the time, which may have confounded it, but I digress.

We at BLOWOF have been working very hard for the protection of these creatures reputations, and look forward to a full and formal apology, otherwise we will be forced to issue legal proceedings through the courts, on counts of animal slander.

I look forward to your response.

Kindest Regards,

J. Tuppleworthy
BLOWOF Regional Sectretary
North Norwich District

bob_a_builder

OP...Without wishing to sound er racist, can you explain this in English?

I have written in english.

Yes but as Eric Morcambe would have said ..

"Not necessarily in the right order "

cajef

Badger_Lady wrote: »

Okay, so this is what I've managed to piece together:

Quite a good summary, what he has never explained is how he managed to chase the causer at 76mph while clearing glass from his eyes, trying to wind the window up (thereby damaging the mechanism), switching his hazards on, writing his number down and phoning the police on his mobile.:D

27col

I don't know whether the OP is a black nutter, a brown nutter, a coloured nutter or a white nutter. But one thing is for certain, he is a nutter.

silkyuk9

Ah, just noticed this thread and to be honest you are all being negative to the op. (btw, please explain 'weasel style' sounds fun)

OK OP you now have an educated lawyer here, who, me of course.

I have looked through all the thread here and need a couple of points clearing up which should take no longer than 2 or 3 pages. upon this I can give you constructive help and advise on your plight.

Remember where theres blame theres a claim.

PM me. Terry Tibbs Esq, British Law for the racial abused and non abused.

alfaphail

watercooling, would you please explain (even without revealing the colour of your car and the plate) what this social network meaning is?

you have asked for help, yet you are deliberately withholding information (weasel style) which several people have requested in order to help you.

cyclonebri1

watercooling wrote: »

I have a few more minutes on this forum.

Yep, your not gonna last much longer than that,
ps, !!!!!! is corporate racism??? in motoring terms.

photome

watercooling wrote: »

Corporate Racism (weasel style) has been in this country for several years and has continued to multiply. It started before the 1960s immigration, few hundred years ago. It means that groups (secret or non-secret though aware or linked in some way to secret groups) use certain secretive hard to detect methods to cheat and enact other bad things. Some people don't even know that they are getting fed to be used. So it means that these controlling groups have the capacity to do harm and manipulate persons, including those incorporated and even putting them in charge (snowballing virus), into hounding falsely created faux foxes.

Well that has cleared up what corporate racism (weasel style) is NOT!

I am not the only one who doesnt understand as the OP has reposted the exact same answer in a number of posts.

I am trying to work out a couple more things.
Is the OP really clever or very stupid?

One last thing how does a car colour and number plate type amount to social networking ...I am confused

baza52

scheming_gypsy wrote: »

maybe it's a Renault myEspace

or this is him

You deserve "post of the year" if it were to exist.
Funniest reply to a thread ive ever seen.