Tesco Discussion Chat & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/New Year Edition

HappyChappy84

LadyLeenie wrote: »

I`m far too busy to help out in the new bar,sorry Happy
Unless of course you need a female "mens toilet assistant";)
I have the cheap Andrex little loo rolls and some flash wipes which may put in my good stead.:)

I can post you my CV Happy if you would like to see it :rotfl::rotfl:

Leenie is now the mens toilet 'assistant':eek::rotfl:

cosmic-dust

Oh oh oh I just remembered something I saw last night. Reduced to half price those little Xmas flower thingies :doh: In the flower section in a box a wee plant with an ornament (?) was £7 now £3.50.

:rotfl: interesting description. Hope you know what I mean!

HappyChappy84

French_Knickers wrote: »

So not only do you appear from nowhere and get some kind of funny handshake entry into the clipstrip club, you promote yourself to the manager of the pub too? Hmmmm!

He's a fellow scot, end of conversation!

HappyChappy84

That building in Leyland that was on fire yesterday was full of bog roll!:eek:

Expect a price rise in bog roll now.:eek:

HappyChappy84

sandersjake16 wrote: »

Right Happy, you're the owner, time to assign other people jobs :rotfl:
I'm running out of titles:eek::eek:

I told you it was down to you!

I'm just going to sit in the corner and drink the profits.:beer:

HappyChappy84

misstrella wrote: »

I asked earlier but no-ones help me

Is it because I am a virgin? :A

If so how do I lose my virginity!

Frequent will be along soon!:rotfl:

sandybov

Just catching up from lastnite and i would just like to say,

:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:beer::beer:good for you and well done... to Happychappy, sandersjake and rob. :D xx

my ds came out to me when he was 17 and i didnt have a clue, it must have been so hard for him to tell me. he actually wrote me a letter.he is now 26 and you know what. I wouldnt have him any other way. xx:D

mandycr

right tried to catch up been busy all week no t.s can someone please give me a quick run down on what to look out for in cant seem to find anything amongst all the catch funny reading it all though x

gotta brave t's today or we will only have meat for xmas dinner grrrr

frequent

off to park with kids, be good

buck7862

Dear HC
I would would like to apply for the cleaning job in your new establishment
I am fully qualifyed and very dedicated in the collection of discarded coupons and till spits
I look forward to hearing from you soon
regards buck7862