A new 'tougher' thread... and so it continues

Fruball

A man goes to his GFs family on Christmas Day. All was well until the brussels worked their magic and the young man got wind. Unable to contain himself he tried to sneak one out but it wasn't the silent one he had hoped for... Parppppppp... The GFs Dad shouted "Buster!!!" at the dog.

Thinking he had got away with it, the man let another one go and this time it was much louder and the aroma was shocking... PARRRRPPPPPP.... once again the GFs father shouted "BUSTER!!!!!"

Feeling rather pleased with himself at being able to pass wind regardless of being in the same room as his future in-laws with no recriminations the man trumped again even louder, and even smellier than the one before.....

"BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the Dad... "Get away from that man before he !!!!!! all over you!!!"

LavenderBees

fuddle wrote: »

No, no, no I like that one too! Dh groaned, it must have been good to get a reaction

You're so easily pleased. You really MUST get out more next year

....Akershally, We ALL must really get out more next year :D

LavenderBees

Frugal wrote: »

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A parrot - boom boom

Shocking! Truly shocking! It's a "two-er" :rotfl::rotfl:

LavenderBees

PollyBear... are you lurking? Got any [STRIKE]good[/STRIKE] bad jokes?

Fruball

LavenderBees wrote: »

Shocking! Truly shocking! It's a "two-er" :rotfl::rotfl:

oh gawd

i meant whats orange and sounds like a carrot.... a parrot :o:o:o

Well that killed it

Hopefully my second joke was better

LavenderBees

Frugal wrote: »

A man goes to his GFs family on Christmas Day. All was well until the brussels worked their magic and the young man got wind. Unable to contain himself he tried to sneak one out but it wasn't the silent one he had hoped for... Parppppppp... The GFs Dad shouted "Buster!!!" at the dog.

Thinking he had got away with it, the man let another one go and this time it was much louder and the aroma was shocking... PARRRRPPPPPP.... once again the GFs father shouted "BUSTER!!!!!"

Feeling rather pleased with himself at being able to pass wind regardless of being in the same room as his future in-laws with no recriminations the man trumped again even louder, and even smellier than the one before.....

"BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the Dad... "Get away from that man before he !!!!!! all over you!!!"

Best joke of the night. Am awarding this one :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

prepareathome

Oh love the jokes, totally enjoying groaning......house tidy, last of washing in wm, tomorrows dinner in sc and hubby watching sport on tv, dogs all flat out, even fishy ( one very large gold fish ) is sleeping, had a bath ( my mum always was one, tidy before NY and change bedding and have a bath, so I just carried it on, only growing up in Scotland there would always be Hogmany parties either at home or to go to at friends, not something anyone bothers with here - although past few years some people have set off fireworks, so we are having a riotous time here:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ah well couldn't face all the noise now so happy with the peace......

LavenderBees

Frugal wrote: »

oh gawd

i meant whats orange and sounds like a carrot.... a parrot :o:o:o

Well that killed it

Hopefully my second joke was better

Lol! I was just thinking how much easier it is to "tell" jokes online...but apparently not

LavenderBees

prepareathome wrote: »

Oh love the jokes, totally enjoying groaning......house tidy, last of washing in wm, tomorrows dinner in sc and hubby watching sport on tv, dogs all flat out, even fishy ( one very large gold fish ) is sleeping, had a bath ( my mum always was one, tidy before NY and change bedding and have a bath, so I just carried it on, only growing up in Scotland there would always be Hogmany parties either at home or to go to at friends, not something anyone bothers with here - although past few years some people have set off fireworks, so we are having a riotous time here:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ah well couldn't face all the noise now so happy with the peace......

Gosh you've been busy! Any jokes?

Desperately trying to keep awake....can't give up now I'm so close...

mardatha

Happy new year when it comes everybody!! am going for a bath and then bed after the bells. We had planned to stay up and watch Edinburgh on telly but I've overdone it today and am shattered.