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lottiewxm

QPR10 wrote: »

You or whoever mentioned Annabelle said Sheep instead of Sleep because of all the talk of Sheep

it's definitely a sheep one... er... i think...

3Dogs

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy wrote: »

I may be wrong but my mum told me it was because it helps lock in the moisture/juices and makes it nice and tender.

Locks the juices in and the flour helps the casserole the thicken - I don't do this either Caz so no problem wither way. I leave out the flour due to SWorld diet

Alex. wrote: »

Random picture

Scary :eek: :eek: :eek:

caz2703

3Dogs wrote: »

Locks the juices in and the flour helps the casserole the thicken - I don't do this either Caz so no problem wither way. I leave out the flour due to SWorld diet

I was beginning to think I was trying to poison me and the boy! Phew!

On that note I can head to bed and sleep safe in the knowledge I'm not a bad mum

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."

On form I see :rotfl:

DeeDee74

BAILEYS6904 wrote: »

By anything of use, I presume u mean someones id?

Maybes because I have more integrity than they do? Maybe because rather than cause more problems, I'd prefer to take the grief myself so it all settles down? Maybe because what value would be naming them have, other than have the thread descend into another slanging match?

Like I said, I mostly posted to clear things up about Lovecrafting. That done, I'm off



Ohh, the cadburys deadheads are scanning at 1p a packet as well btw

no i ment u arent coming on saying anything new, so nothing useful
sorry seems strange 2 strange that u cant name them

HappyChappy84

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- - but this time holds him
down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

French_Knickers

Sally. You can't miss her, she's huge! If she was any larger she'd be sold by Ann Summers not Tesco!

HappyChappy84

Returning home from the golf course one evening the golfer hits a deer. Shocked he climbs out to inspect the damage but sees amazingly none, but the young deer is stone dead. He decides rather than waste the venison he would take it home and slaughter it there.

He tells his wife his story and is given strict instructions not to tell the kids as they wouldn't touch deer meat.

Anyway two months later she serves a potroast and the son says he really is enjoying the meat and what is it? Mom answers saying that Dad and she had decided not to tell them, but seeing he was enjoying it so much, she would give a clue and see if he could guess. "Dad often calls me this"

With that that the young daughter jumps up screaming "Don`t eat it. don`t eat it. It`s an a r $ehole!"

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

French_Knickers wrote: »

Sally. You can't miss her, she's huge! If she was any larger she'd be sold by Ann Summers not Tesco!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

AmberX wrote: »

Happy I hate your jokes but I never tell you that because I am too polite

Amber, I find HC's jokes funny.