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DeeDee74

nite im off got wrapping 2 finish before bed...

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

AmberX wrote: »

neither have i!

Come on Amber, reveal all. I likely won't remember in the morning anyway, after the amount of wine I have had this evening (not dtd, 4p or 1p wine either :eek:)

fudge2

DeeDee74 wrote: »

:o oh soz

That's ok
I didn't want to just hit the button, in case there was a reason I shouldn't, IYSWIM

Beki88

AmberX wrote: »

i so wish i did. i have people sendig me private messages telling me who i am lol

Tell them to send everyone else one so we all know too
Sat here scratching my head!

DeeDee74

AmberX wrote: »

i so wish i did. i have people sendig me private messages telling me who i am lol

:rotfl:well who they think u r...
i'l save you the private msg i havent a clue, and im rubbish at guessing so come bk and post with this id

frequent

bed o clock, frequent guide to cooking resumes at some time later

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

frequent wrote: »

bed o clock, frequent guide to cooking resumes at some time later

I think my OH uses your guide to cooking lol Nite, nite hun.

barbara6812

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.

The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what"

"A rectum stretcher"

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"

Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot !!!!!!?"

To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."

I know a lot of policemen and can I just say ........... This is absolutely hilarious and I wish I could copyit and send them it because it's SO right.

abbecer

Good morning all. Having my break at work so I thought I'd bob and say a quick hello. Hope everyone is ok. Not looking good with the glitches. Here's hoping next week is better for us all. Catch up again when I can. Take care and play nice.

Rebecca x

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

abbecer wrote: »

Good morning all. Having my break at work so I thought I'd bob and say a quick hello. Hope everyone is ok. Not looking good with the glitches. Here's hoping next week is better for us all. Catch up again when I can. Take care and play nice.

Rebecca x

Lots of offers end the 22nd so I'm hoping there will be some good deal on then