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  • DeeDee74
    DeeDee74 Posts: 2,941 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    nite im off got wrapping 2 finish before bed...
    Ignore reality.There's nothing you can do about it.
    I have done reading too!
    personally test's all her own finds
  • Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy
    Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy Posts: 1,771 Forumite
    AmberX wrote: »
    neither have i!

    Come on Amber, reveal all. I likely won't remember in the morning anyway, after the amount of wine I have had this evening (not dtd, 4p or 1p wine either :eek:)
    Avatar courtesey of HC :beer:
  • fudge2
    fudge2 Posts: 886 Forumite
    DeeDee74 wrote: »
    :o:o oh soz

    That's ok :)
    I didn't want to just hit the button, in case there was a reason I shouldn't, IYSWIM :p
    A clinically depressed person with a sleep condition. I'm in my own little world, but it's ok the people like me here ;)
    Any offence is not intentional, I'm really quite harmless :o
  • Beki88
    Beki88 Posts: 1,356 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    AmberX wrote: »
    i so wish i did. i have people sendig me private messages telling me who i am lol
    Tell them to send everyone else one so we all know too ;)
    Sat here scratching my head!

    Everything will be ok in the end, and if it isn't ok then it isn't the end :)
  • DeeDee74
    DeeDee74 Posts: 2,941 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    AmberX wrote: »
    i so wish i did. i have people sendig me private messages telling me who i am lol

    :rotfl:well who they think u r...
    i'l save you the private msg i havent a clue, and im rubbish at guessing so come bk and post with this id :D
    Ignore reality.There's nothing you can do about it.
    I have done reading too!
    personally test's all her own finds
  • frequent
    frequent Posts: 4,938 Forumite
    bed o clock, frequent guide to cooking resumes at some time later
    Back to square one, no apg, no comment.
  • Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy
    Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy Posts: 1,771 Forumite
    frequent wrote: »
    bed o clock, frequent guide to cooking resumes at some time later

    I think my OH uses your guide to cooking lol Nite, nite hun.
    Avatar courtesey of HC :beer:
  • barbara6812
    barbara6812 Posts: 286 Forumite
    HappyChappy84 wrote: »
    While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.

    The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

    To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

    To which he asked, "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what"

    "A rectum stretcher"

    "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"

    Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot !!!!!!?"

    To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."


    I know a lot of policemen and can I just say ........... This is absolutely hilarious and I wish I could copyit and send them it because it's SO right.
  • abbecer
    abbecer Posts: 2,177 Forumite
    Good morning all. Having my break at work so I thought I'd bob and say a quick hello. Hope everyone is ok. Not looking good with the glitches. Here's hoping next week is better for us all. Catch up again when I can. Take care and play nice.

    Rebecca x
  • Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy
    Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy Posts: 1,771 Forumite
    abbecer wrote: »
    Good morning all. Having my break at work so I thought I'd bob and say a quick hello. Hope everyone is ok. Not looking good with the glitches. Here's hoping next week is better for us all. Catch up again when I can. Take care and play nice.

    Rebecca x

    Lots of offers end the 22nd so I'm hoping there will be some good deal on then ;)
    Avatar courtesey of HC :beer:
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