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HappyChappy84

AmberX wrote: »

but other just love trouble or follow the person who shouts loudest. let's have the genuine people on here

I'm too drunk and tired to be bothered with posting tonight but it seems to me that you are just here to cause trouble.

So would you be ever so kind and !!!!!! 0FF!

DeeDee74

AmberX wrote: »

goodnight to you all. i'll post tomorrow under my original name. just think before you post and before you join the majority cos it's safer.

try 2

QPR10

lottiewxm wrote: »

was what a freudian slip?

You or whoever mentioned Annabelle said Sheep instead of Sleep because of all the talk of Sheep

lottiewxm

AmberX wrote: »

ARE there any glitches not IS there any glitches

ARE there any glitches not IS there any glitches FULL STOP

i mean QUESTION MARK lol. i'm tired *yawn*

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

I'm too drunk and tired to be bothered with posting tonight but it seems to me that you are just here to cause trouble.

So would you be ever so kind and !!!!!! 0FF!

Any jokes???

Alex._3

AmberX wrote: »

ARE there any glitches not IS there any glitches

Thank-you. :beer:

HappyChappy84

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy wrote: »

Any jokes???

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.

The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what"

"A rectum stretcher"

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"

Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot !!!!!!?"

To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

QPR10 wrote: »

You or whoever mentioned Annabelle said Sheep instead of Sleep because of all the talk of Sheep

I think they put the sheep in because the baby Annabelle doll comes with a sheep toy or something.

DeeDee74

Alex. wrote: »

Before I go, is there any glitches in express stores? Thanks.

none...sorry

zippydooda

AmberX wrote: »

ARE there any glitches not IS there any glitches

or i could be is there a glitch