What makes you feel old?

Sooty0404

You know you're getting old when....

You and your teeth don't sleep together.
Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
When happy hour is a nap.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
You now TRY WEAKLY to do what you used to do TRI-NIGHTLY

Personally I am not OVER THE HILL!
However I do have a bloody good view of the valley

Cheer up everyone - age is only numbers after your name

Iguana

Imelda wrote:

When I see all of my school friends with their children, I shake my head and think "what a waste of their youth", we're all coming up 27 this year! I still feel too young for marriage and children though.....

I had 3 at 26!

Iguana

heather38 wrote:

learning to use a computor at school on a bbc master that used big square discs with a hole in the middle.

Having no computers at school at all!

Tondella

ZTD wrote:

I read that this "fashion" originated in American prisons. And was to show "availability". :eek:

brilliant, I'll point that out to the next group of lads i see

bank_of_slate

I was helping to tutor a young trainee dental nurse this week and she complained that at 18, she was 'getting old'!
I told her to p*ss off!
...Linda xx

GreyPilgrim

How about judging a pub by the cleanliness of the toilets and the ability to have a nice conversation without having to shout, instead of the depth of the barmaids cleavage.

sproggi

When you answer the door to 2 charity reps who tell you that they spoke to your son earlier, except you know that it was your OH that they spoke to:eek: :mad:

Sproggi
(now looking for the cheapest hair dye and anti-wrinkle cream)

Chrismojam

GreyPilgrim wrote:

How about judging a pub by the cleanliness of the toilets and the ability to have a nice conversation without having to shout, instead of the depth of the barmaids cleavage.

That's got nothing to do with age..I've done that for years...and I'm not 33 yet! Although I have to say....with regards to the depth of the barmaids cleavage...being the woman I am.....I may have ...just on occasion:rolleyes: ....commented (rather loudly) on the amount of flesh on show/leaving nothing to the imagination/making x person look like a tart etc etc ........I'm surprised they don't spit in my drinks:D