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showmemore

Had my first DTD today

bought

2 - Energizer Impact Rubber Torches £8 sel was half price £4 scanned £8

2 - Energizer 3 LED Headlight Torches £10 sel was half price £5 scanned £10

They were in a floor standing display box with half price written all over it!

but scanned at normal price so paid £36 should of been £18 dtd meant I got my money back and free torches

also bought

2 - Energizer Pocket light Torches said £6 sel was half price £3 but scanned at 54p


Was nervous as hell which is unusual for me because I don't give a S!!t about anything normally :rotfl:

The lady behind the till wrote £5 and £4 next to the items and a B at the top which I jess was to show what I was given back so when I said the magic words DTD she smiled and said I new that you new about dtd by the way you was looking at the till and watching me no problems she paid it ask me if they were gonna be for christmas presents and I went on my way

I also got 12 Selection boxes :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

tbw

QPR10 wrote: »

Don't scrape it, put hot soapy water in it & leave to soak be patient, you might have to top it up when it gets cold

The Fairy Platinum d/w stuff that we all got on the glitch a month or two ago works a treat ! Best thing I've found for burnt on food.

bensonsmum

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

How to Shower like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks.
2. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how fat you are getting.
4. Get in the shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15-20 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake bodywash.
10. Rinse conditioner out of hair. (This takes at least 15 minutes, as you must be sure you’ve gotten it all out.)
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces. Spray any spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
15. Check entire body for the ANY sign of a blemish. Dwell. Attack with nails and/or tweezers if found.
16. Return to bedroom in long dressing gown with towel on head.
17. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bedroom to spend 2 hours getting dressed.

How to Shower like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor where they dropped.
2. Walk naked into the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake your weiner at her and say something stupid.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck your gut in to see if you have pecs/abs. (You don’t.) Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror and scratch your privates.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one). Wash your face… wash your armpits… Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
6. Wash your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
7. Shampoo your hair (no conditioner), make a shampoo mohawk. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
8. Pee in the shower and rinse off. Get out, and fail to notice the puddle of water on the floor because you left the shower curtain hanging outside of the tub the whole time.
9. Partially dry off, look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire weiner again. Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on the floor, bathroom light and fan on.
10. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife on the way, grab your weiner, say something stupid, and thrust your pelvis at her.
11. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. Fart and go about your day.

Happy have you been peeking - sounds so much like my OH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dizzy_Ditzy

3Dogs wrote: »

Evening all - had a right larf catching up - great stories HC, you're certainly the joker in the pack





Glad the smileys are going down well

those dogs seem to be running faster everytime i see them!

Kazzabell80

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Just a little reminder guys,the Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut are going though for 34p too in Nor8Folk

Sorry if someone has already posted this but what size bars are the 34p fruit n nut going? TIA

lovecrafting

showmemore wrote: »

Had my first DTD today

bought

2 - Energizer Impact Rubber Torches £8 sel was half price £4 scanned £8

2 - Energizer 3 LED Headlight Torches £10 sel was half price £5 scanned £10

They were in a floor standing display box with half price written all over it!

but scanned at normal price so paid £36 should of been £18 dtd mean I got my money back and free torches

also bought to of the Energizer Pocket light Torches said £6 sel was half price £3 but scanned at 54p


Was nervous as hell which is unusual for me because I don't give a !!!! about anything normally :rotfl:

The lady behind the till wrote £5 and £4 next to the items and a B at the top which I jess was to show what I was given back so when I said the magic words DTD she smiled and said I nw that you now about dtd by the way you was looking at the till and watching me no problems she paid it ask me if they were gonna be for christmas presents and I went on my way

I also got 12 Selection boxes :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

well done on your first dtd, i havent dared go get one yet

HappyChappy84

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2100 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

HappyChappy84

bensonsmum wrote: »

Happy have you been peeking - sounds so much like my OH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::o:o

QPR10

tbw wrote: »

The Fairy Platinum d/w stuff that we all got on the glitch a month or two ago works a treat ! Best thing I've found for burnt on food.

I remember reading that, I just run a bowl of hot soapy water & run away & the washing up fairy in the house does the rest

tbw

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Teacher- "today we are going to be learning about Multi-syllabal words, Can anyone give me an example?"
Little billy- "Mas-tur-bate."
Teacher- turns to billy with a smile on her face and Says, "My word Billy!, Thats a mouthful."
little Billy replies," No Miss ,Your thinking of a Blow job!"

My Husband wants to know where you are getting these little gems from - you've had us both in stitches for days now!