Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

Guppycaz

calmspirit wrote: »

yes thats the one ! Dont forget to let me know if you find anything else! The scanner by the car stuff works now as does the scanner in aisle 4 but the clothing scanner just says 'ask sales assistant' for everything.

Funny thing is I might pop to luns pk (your area?) tomorrow! store swap!:D:D

Loads of Halloween andrex at Gr0ve Gr33n if you or cloz are passing this way

HappyChappy84

tbw wrote: »

My Husband wants to know where you are getting these little gems from - you've had us both in stitches for days now!

I'm not revealing my sources:p:p:p

showmemore

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I have read it and Raffles has eaten 1 chocolate button or 1 malteser a week for the last 7 years and is in great shape according to his yearly check-up, its only a tiny bit as he is a huge cat

When they say chocolate they mean real chocolate not the crap stuff we eat in the uk but pure dark 60 - 90 % Chocolate if you gave that to a cat or dog it would kill them no questions asked :eek:

tempted_by_a_bargain

Kazzabell80 wrote: »

Sorry if someone has already posted this but what size bars are the 34p fruit n nut going? TIA

Hi I have it on one of my lists as 120g I haven't got any yet though

HappyChappy84

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000 " the jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it".
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

DeeDee74

2nite i'm a good mam waited for the kids 2 go bed and bought out the stash of selection boxes :D

HappyChappy84

Doctors are prescribing Prozac for women with severe PMT...
Not in pill form though -- it's shot with a dart gun from a safe distance

HappyChappy84

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli."

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!"

Dizzy_Ditzy

showmemore wrote: »

When they say chocolate they mean real chocolate not the crap stuff we eat in the uk but pure dark 60 - 90 % Chocolate if you gave that to a cat or dog it would kill them no questions asked :eek:

well done! you've lost your newie tag :j

mona_lisa

couldn't resist the call of Mr T tonight after all the bargains I got today. Just back from my local picked up another 3 galaxy selection packs.

And I think this is another new one Tomy Classic TA100 Baby monitor RTC £8.73 b/c ends 0276

what a day maybe I will sleep tonight without waking up thinking about T's :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: