Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

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have a confession to make, in garden have several plant pots that started off as saucepans, most hidden behind shed so wife don't see them

suppose angle grinder no good ?

QPR10

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Here's a football joke for QPR10.

I'm honoured to have my own joke, sorry to anyone from Liverpool, I did laugh

HappyChappy84

two golfer was on de golfcourse, one pulls oot a fag and asks his mate fur a light.
his mate pulls out a 12" bic lighter. " !!!! me where'd y'awl get such a huge bic?"
"oh my genie gave it to me"
" your genie?" " you have a genie?" "where is it?"
"its in my golf bag"
the friend asks " can i see him?" his friend says "yeah sure"
so the friend looks in the bag and oot pops the genie
the friend says to the genie" i am your master's best friend , will you grant me just one wish?" the genie answers "yeah just one wish" so the man wishes for a million bucks. the genie goes back in the bag without saying a word, and soon the skies begin to darken. then they get real dark and the man sees a million ducks fly overhead.
the dude turns to his mate and says " what up with that !!!!? is he deaf?" " i asked for a million bucks not a million ducks"
his friends says " do you think i really asked for a 12" bic?"

katierose1_2

Night all im off to bed!

Cheese Rolls, Chocolate and Red Wine are not great when im allergic to gluten and dairy!!!! OOPS.

freddies_flyers_two

[QUOTE Went to local last week and chucked-up in store, and there was me trying to keep a low profile:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]
My son did this a few weeks ago! Fantastic they have in store cleaners to take care of it! Ten mins later & I'd have been cleaning it off the car upholstery!!!

blondygb

do anyone know if the selection boxes will still be on offer tommoz if i move my car il lose my space so rather go tommoz ty.got a bargain in sainsburys some lovley zebra print slippers 1.80 was 6 quid

charlcurt

Had 2 torches today and 9 selection boxes (must not eat ) 3 tins of foxes (must not eat)
Is anyone else tesco's having refurb as 2 of my locals are...just finding it strange that they would
refurb at this time of year.

katierose1_2

blondygb wrote: »

do anyone know if the selection boxes will still be on offer tommoz if i move my car il lose my space so rather go tommoz ty.got a bargain in sainsburys some lovley zebra print slippers 1.80 was 6 quid

They told me in my store that its on till sunday HTH

Really am off to bed now!!!!

QPR10

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

that shows how new i am to this thread- i didnt have a clue

I only knew because he said he was a man asking for help about meatballs earlier if he could eat them out of the packet or if they needed cooking

lovecrafting

hope your feeling better soon Katierose1