The "have a look at this!" thread II

Cakeguts

AFF8879 wrote: »

The spelling in the description of this "whoolwitch arsenal" flat is on point :cool:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65363276.html

I bet they have passed GCSE English as well. No one ever seems to think that they have to get things right these days. Any old sloppy work will do.

Cakeguts

delanos wrote: »

I love my partner but wouldn't fancy waking up to him in picture 7 of below first thing in the morning!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65697125.html

Picture 7. Have a shower and then dry your towel on the telly. I also love the little pile of dirt next to the brush in the picture of the back garden. Presumable it was left like that so that they could spread the dirt out again afterwards to make the garden look like the rest of the property?

They have painted the ground floor part of the front of the house white and the rest of the house is different colour. It looks as if they started and then realised they couldn't reach the rest.

Loft has been converted to a workshop. It has to be one of the most peculiarly presented houses put up for sale?

Davesnave

Cakeguts wrote: »

I also love the little pile of dirt next to the brush in the picture of the back garden. Presumable it was left like that so that they could spread the dirt out again afterwards to make the garden look like the rest of the property?

I liked that too; it just summed-up the rather chaotic nature of the place, which was suffering the ravages of a family who live hard and do things on the spur of the moment.

grayme-m

The_Logans wrote: »

Pole dance anyone? Also, pic 9 how do you open the bottom 3 drawers??

smmeadow wrote: »

i love how the pole is just in the middle of the living room amongst the kids toys

Pole dancing doesn't have to be sleazy, there are plenty of people that do it covered up, not looking for folded £20s to be placed on their person.

moneyistooshorttomention

Davesnave wrote: »

I liked that too; it just summed-up the rather chaotic nature of the place, which was suffering the ravages of a family who live hard and do things on the spur of the moment.

Well that's another way to put thinking "They are very into cooking - to keep up their strength for a pole dance display - followed by the need for another bedroom 9 months after a particularly 'interesting' pole dance display". Well - that was the general gist of how I read that house..

Slight problem to all that - that shower in the bedroom isn't big enough for 2;). I was just picturing the looks on workmens faces/their likely comments when putting that one in....in some areas workmen don't hold back from saying what they think:rotfl:

Davesnave

moneyistooshorttomention wrote: »

Well that's another way to put thinking "They are very into cooking - to keep up their strength for a pole dance display - followed by the need for another bedroom 9 months after a particularly 'interesting' pole dance display". Well - that was the general gist of how I read that house..

"In every object there is inexhausible meaning; the eye sees in it what the eye brings means of seeing."

Thomas Carlyle:rotfl:

LittleMax

Spot the cat - for beginners!

A Mr & Mrs Clarke special, spot the Hunter wellies too...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65687984.html

robatwork

delanos wrote: »

I love my partner but wouldn't fancy waking up to him in picture 7 of below first thing in the morning!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65697125.html

So (adopts strangled Boston accent)

Let's look at the evidence.

A pole.
A telescope.
A towel on the telly.

But who lives in a house like this?

David, it's over to you.

robatwork

LittleMax wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65687984.html

Mrs Clarke says -- Open the windows and listen to the sounds of the countryside and the A45.

(fixed that for Mrs C)

Deep_In_Debt

AFF8879 wrote: »

The spelling in the description of this "whoolwitch arsenal" flat is on point :cool:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65363276.html

Gosh. That is dreadful and different spellings in the description too. And larger than "avarage".

Wonder if they have a work experience student doing the marketing!