The "have a look at this!" thread II

LisbonLaura

toozie wrote: »

I would far rather live in the worst dooer-upper we've had on here than that!

Samantha is willing to visit the old man in the archives.
Just say the word Toozie.

Update: My vote is for the slightly elevated filthy Coventry semi. The one with the kitchen door left open? It looked vile.
(Might have had a fish tank too, but that is possibly almost a requirement in grotsville.)

spirit

Good grief, this agent doesn't half rattle on. They must've been there for hours writing this stuff.

And the bath seems tiny? pic 23

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-48102584.html?utm_content=v2-ealertspropertyimage&utm_medium=email&utm_source=emailupdates&utm_campaign=emailupdatesinstant&utm_term=buying&sc_id=14567918&onetime_FromEmail=true

Mardle

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/34478675#C056ipv3GPGIF31C.97

Outside loo anyone?

gallygirl

Mardle wrote: »

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/34478675#C056ipv3GPGIF31C.97

Outside loo anyone?

Energy rating - 2 :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Davesnave

spirit wrote: »

And the bath seems tiny? pic 23

6' long if the size quoted for the bathroom is accurate.

That's long enough for me.

LisbonLaura

gallygirl wrote: »

Energy rating - 2 :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Doesn't that depend upon applied effort; duration; the number of folk queuing, etc?
You are referring to the loo gg?

LisbonLaura

Paint it Pink
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-46094470.html
Flouncing time: For that much I insist on more than three interior pics, one of which is of a ceiling!

Health Warning: pic4. Don't Look!

Davesnave

LisbonLaura wrote: »

Health Warning: pic4. Don't Look!

Ah, but people do look.

Where I used to live, a modest garden where Chas and Camilla were known to have canoodled secretly, hosted a rather dull charity event.

The place was absolutely rammed with people.

LisbonLaura

Davesnave wrote: »

Ah, but people do look.

Particularly if you tell them not to.

"You have only yourself to blame"

My problem is how to successfully market the sick bags (ie create the need), without giving the game away

........
How about joined up slabs of concrete?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-48107000.html
Note the agent's handle (another sickbag sale opportunity?), & their description of a house that I suspect overlooks a caravan site (pics 7&8)

LisbonLaura

spirit wrote: »

Good grief, this agent doesn't half rattle on. They must've been there for hours writing this stuff.

And the bath seems tiny? pic 23

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-48102584.html?utm_content=v2-ealertspropertyimage&utm_medium=email&utm_source=emailupdates&utm_campaign=emailupdatesinstant&utm_term=buying&sc_id=14567918&onetime_FromEmail=true

Pic24: Ay up. Looks like they won't be leaving t'toilet roll