The "have a look at this!" thread II

Deep_In_Debt

maas wrote: »

Spot the pig

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-29012662
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47882075.html

That looks like a public convenience from the outside.
Cat on the cooker...??

toozie_2

LisbonLaura wrote: »

^ Connells, the agents I would happily see hanging from a rope.

The listing is up to their usual standard of written English I note:



& if you felt forced into purchasing a one bed hut, would the following really be of interest?

Lady Laura of Lisbon .....I am here........peidiwch â phoeni........I will be back, just doing 1000's of things at once, and something has got to slip-Right Move is one, just temporarily.
I can see you're still on form :T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

xxx

Davesnave

toozie wrote: »

, just doing 1000's of things at once, and something has got to slip-Right Move is one, just temporarily.
xxx

Could some of those 1000s of things be dances with good ol' Welshman, Wilson Pickett?

I know the song well. It's all there in the lyrics....

Land of [STRIKE]1000 Dances[/STRIKE] My Fathers

Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh!Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Mash potato, do the alligator
Put your hand on your hips, yeah
Let your Rightmove slip
Do the Watusi
Like my littleToozie
Hey! Uh!


Boro da,na, na na na...etc :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mz_EXHKGHs

Edit: You're right. I can't sleep.:(

toozie_2

Thank you Dave-that made me smile!

You and LL must survive on very little sleep
xxx

LisbonLaura

Brilliant. Pure Dead Brilliant!
(Greenock dialect reqd.)
..............
Psst. Davesnave, expand it a little more? (as that song was used in a certain male stripper film a few years ago):

'The Full Monty', (all girls, & only girls, night), 'Live from Treorchy'?

(& unlike the Max Boyce LP, I bet the dvd won't be found a-plenty in charity shops for 50p twenty years on)

Davesnave

toozie wrote: »

You and LL must survive on very little sleep
xxx

True, but Zoopla de, Zoopla da, life goes on, yeah,
La la la la, life goes on......:D:o

toozie_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47896031.html?premiumA=true
Okay a small offering-have I been missing sooooo long that EA take photo's through telescopes/portholes now?????

Is it the latest craze, or did I just miss these rounded pics before :eek:

LisbonLaura

Update: I have found the perfect venue in Treorchy.

It would need to be 'borrowed'; but the inevitable consequences would be so enriching. Made worse of course by few being able to keep a straight face :A
http://rhonddachurches.org.uk/Bethlehem_Treorchy/
Mission statement?: 'For when the correct denomination really matters' :beer:

LL, unpentant schoolgirl, always

Davesnave

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47896031.html?premiumA=true


Is it the latest craze, or did I just miss these rounded pics before :eek:

This agent has just decided to go one further along the wide angle route and used a fish-eye lens.

It captures more of the room and does away with any pretence at realism, so could be seen as more 'honest,' but how will customers react to seeing their property presented in Dali-esque vignettes?

Indeed, how many buyers are likely to be fish? :huh:

toozie_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45980770.html

Skip through to pic 28, off to work now, can't think of a comment, but it does make me smile:)

I'm sure you lot will be quicker off the mark?