The "have a look at this!" thread II

toozie_2

Davesnave wrote: »

I could buy this doer-upper, but I've a suspicion that the neighbours are nosy and have a habit of listening-in on conversations......:(

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41640676.html

Good God, that price for that place, with Jogral Bank next door!!

Amazing:eek::eek::eek:

Davesnave

Gingernutty wrote: »

:eek: How do they justify that price??!

I thought properties without kitchens were virtually unmortgageable!

Who's got £339k cash handy?!! :eek:

It's just been reduced, after sitting there for about a year.

Ag-tied property is almost unmortgageable anyway. It used to be for poor agricultural persons to get a foot on the property- with-land ladder, or for ag-labourers to rent, but now it's often suited to relatively well-off people, like me, to buy outright, at a discount.....:o

This one seems to be missing the discount! :rotfl:

toozie_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30525123.html

"A charming 3 bed roomed" ........am I missing something????

Was intrigued the last sentence:
"There is a church, a school and a voluntary fire station in the village. There is also a pier."

Now I can see they have copied it from wikipedia!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravir

toozie_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47795990.html

What would you do with this when purchased?:question::huh:

Davesnave

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47795990.html

What would you do with this when purchased?:question::huh:

Have a quick referendum and declare independence?

Then I could do whatever I liked!

LisbonLaura

^ & ^^ Dave & his nave have split!! :eek: You saw it here first

& I claim my fiver

Edit: A miserly recompense for my insightful genius.......unrewarded all of this lifetime, she strolls across the acreage to gaze toward the mountain ....... oh sod it

LandyAndy

toozie wrote: »

Good God, that price for that place, with Jogral Bank next door!!

Amazing:eek::eek::eek:

And the description starts with

The property is located in an isolated rural position...

Davesnave

LisbonLaura wrote: »

^ & ^^ Dave & his nave have split!! :eek: You saw it here first

I have no nave.

Surely, if I had, I'd be Dave'snave. :cool:

LisbonLaura

Davesnave wrote: »

I have no nave.

Surely, if I had, I'd be Dave'snave. :cool:

Yes, but I'm skint Dave

Edit: Have you seen the 'represntative' interest rate from http://www.satsumaloans.co.uk/ ? 793.8%. I'm away on a culling exercise

LisbonLaura

LandyAndy wrote: »

And the description starts with

& continues with

3 miles from the self-contained village of Kilkhampton.

That doesn't seem good to unedukated me. I mean, wot does that mean? It's all in a shipping container? - You can't get in? - You can get in, but you can't get out? - wot???

... I think the EA's typist has an RSI related mechanical stutter & it manifested immediately after typing '£'