The "have a look at this!" thread II

Miss_Marple_2

Alliersv wrote: »

Mmmmmm. Very tasteful "contemporary" fixtures and fittings...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45407092.html?premiumA=true

What is that thing above the bath ? It looks like a heater that is waiting for a 'victim' to have a bath, when it will fall into the water and electrocute the bather.

The kitchen disco and purple lights up the stairs are awful - and don't seem to match the brown striped carpet.

Davesnave

Family Bathroom
Roll Top bath with waterfall mixer tap, heated mirror, heated wall and shelves, shower cubicle incorporating lighting, radio, telephone, foot massager, back massager and steamer, [/QUOTE]

So, not only can you have a disco experience in the kitchen, but you may continue in the shower, sending the odd indiscreet selfie, boogie to the Top 20, attend to the resultant slipped disc with a quick massage and broil a piece of cod at the same time....

Bloody ingenious! :rotfl:

System

Davesnave wrote: »

Family Bathroom
Roll Top bath with waterfall mixer tap, heated mirror, heated wall and shelves, shower cubicle incorporating lighting, radio, telephone, foot massager, back massager and steamer,

So, not only can you have a disco experience in the kitchen, but you may continue in the shower, sending the odd indiscreet selfie, boogie to the Top 20, attend to the resultant slipped disc with a quick massage and broil a piece of cod at the same time....

Bloody ingenious! :rotfl:

Why a phone in the shower? You couldn't hear the person on the other end due to the noise of the water splashing and the radio. Most people understand that you missed their phonecall as in the shower....

The disco strip lights in stairwell and kitchen is wrong,

Why take a photo of back of the tv (pic 6) and hardly one of the lounge (pic 2)?

booksurr

ScarletMarble wrote: »

Why take a photo of back of the tv (pic 6) and hardly one of the lounge (pic 2)?

because the TV is positioned on what is a wood infill of what was once the door from the "lounge" (pic 6) to the "other" room pic 2 therefore it is the back of the same TV showing you that you can watch telly whilst eating if you put a dining table in the "dining room" or can lounge watching telly in the err lounge thereby meaning you only need buy one TV which is a very MSE thing to do because all of the rest of your money will be spent on the electric bills as the disco plays on (and on, and on ...)

LisbonLaura

Alliersv wrote: »

I wish I could answer that question, and also, why the EA felt the need to capture every colour option..."Oh, you don't like green? Well check out the blue!"

I demand black;

& without that 'not quite fully fitted' look

LisbonLaura

Oh !!!!!!! We are onto a new page again. I am still on Ludwig von Booksur's ninth!
A more southern european pace requested please guys,
and Welsh person :0)

cloo

Alliersv wrote: »

Mmmmmm. Very tasteful "contemporary" fixtures and fittings...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45407092.html?premiumA=true

Overspecced much?

Alliersv

Miss_Marple wrote: »

What is that thing above the bath ? It looks like a heater that is waiting for a 'victim' to have a bath, when it will fall into the water and electrocute the bather.

I never even noticed that. I think my eyes were still blurry from the disco stairwell/kitchen.
I see it has now been explained by someone who bothered to read the description though! :beer:
The phrase polishing a turd springs to mind.

Catti

Perhaps this is why!!!

:rotfl::rotfl:

Picture of building it's self?

Igamogam

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39318497.html

Anyone for chess?

"Energy Island" or energy cottage, views of a nuclear power station to one side or a wind farm to the other!

Cheap electric then:)

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45472874.html?premiumA=true

From the outside, you wouldn't expect the interior to look like it does.
Whats going on under the TV (pic 20), that ruin's that photo, not been done well there at all.

Ah bless they have planted some trees.................total waste of time. Look at the one and only wind sculpted tree they seem to think is a selling point. Would have been better putting in windmills :rotfl: