The "have a look at this!" thread II

Davesnave

moneyistooshorttomention wrote: »

There is a certain charm to that actually. Your starter for six = what's the difference between a Welsh hippyvan, a Totnes hippyvan and a Glastonbury one?

Answer = the Welsh one has lovespoons and the materials used wave a nod in the direction of Welsh style, the Totnes one has Buddhist prayerflags and the furnishings would wave towards India, the Glastonbury one has a goddess figurine.

The Totnes one would be based on a Merc!

Davesnave

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46749518.html

Is it they have 2 bedrooms, but have also put a double bed in the living/kitchen area?:(

Seems to be a holiday let, but with no owned parking, they will struggle to sell what looks like a poky chalet with no great outlook.

Igamogam

toozie wrote: »

Hello all

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-45417595.html

Fancy buying a chalet on the edge of a precipice?
What the point of pic 8?:wave:

I would like a pic of the security guard please..............defo something lost in translation;)

System

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47322893.html

A bathroom suite where the skidmarks are invisible in the loo!

ManofLeisure_2

ScarletMarble wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47322893.html

A bathroom suite where the skidmarks are invisible in the loo!

I think they should have kept the lid down

LisbonLaura

ScarletMarble wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47322893.html

A bathroom suite where the skidmarks are invisible in the loo!

SM, your cruel streak is revealed? :D
(double pun of the year award claimed, with a bonus for subtlety)

Pics 4&6 reveal a cruel, or thick, EA?
Cast your votes.

polestar

This one really is keen to be seen!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47342795.html

booksurr

hmmm - does pic 7 inspire confidence that you won't be ripped off ?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-41541220.html

let us hope the EA was working late and it was just good timing rather than hung around all day waiting for just this shot - pic 3. Considering the date stamp on some of the photos is this house still anywhere near as pictured? Are they selling a house or are they selling artistry using random photos taken over the last 4 years?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-46690352.html

2 bedrooms but enough storage space that even Imelda Marcos' shoes could be accommodated - pic 10. Mind you I approve the idea that you convert natural grassland into pebble beds. Who wants a garden when you live in the middle of no where anyway
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-46609658.html

the house offers great entertainment opportunities, you may loll around in deep sofas either watching TV or someone getting all hot and sweaty in front of you
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-42562882.html

as the EA says, "what a view" - clutch of rabbit hutches springs to mind at a density that even the Japanese would envy?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-45021874.html

I think we can assume the market is currently somewhat slow in this part of the world? Belated (or early) Happy Christmas everyone - you decide!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-42352450.html

"a cook's dream kitchen" but we dare not picture it in case you disagree
Whilst the owner may be wealthy, they will not be accommodating any house guests after the meal - 1 bedroom :eek:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-46672148.html

"All furniture, appliances, bedding, website, domain name(over 12 years old), phone numbers and current advertising required to operate the B&B are included with property as is a Craftsman ride on lawn tractor."
That's it, that's the deal clincher, my own mower, where do I sign :rotfl::rotfl: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-46135244.html?premiumA=true

for only £1.7 million you too can sit and watch the weeds grow around your feet
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-39393829.html

LisbonLaura

toozie wrote: »

Hello all

IMHO, you have attempted to make light of being AWOL for days.
It just won't do Toozie; at least not in England -- or did I mean in English?

.........
The latest killer entry in the 'Narrowest Semi in Britain' contest:
http://www.iam-sold.co.uk/properties/920e24ea41e34a428da9bb527d893d7d.html

Strapped

Davesnave wrote: »

The Totnes one would be based on a Merc!

Nailed it. With vegan-organic-natural tapestry.