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  • asbokid
    asbokid Posts: 2,008 Forumite
    Do tell me, is troll shit worse than dog shit?
    Let me and my dog demonstrate on your driveway.
  • pulliptears
    pulliptears Posts: 14,583 Forumite
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    asbokid wrote: »
    Let me and my dog demonstrate on your driveway.

    Feel free. Then you can patiently sit by your letterbox and await your £50 fine.
  • Timalay
    Timalay Posts: 950 Forumite
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    Thats not nice at all, I pick it up in one bag but as it still smells put it into another bag then carry it with us until I find a bin.

    A box of 200 poop bag are only 99p from the 99p store

    Even better most councils give them away for free.
  • asbokid
    asbokid Posts: 2,008 Forumite
    Feel free. Then you can patiently sit by your letterbox and await your £50 fine.

    If me and Fido do our business on your private driveway then it's a civil matter, and not a criminal affair.

    There's a useful legal loophole to note here.. If caught short without a poo bag, 'tis better to make Fido do his whoopsy on someone's front garden than on the public highway.
  • pulliptears
    pulliptears Posts: 14,583 Forumite
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    asbokid wrote: »
    If me and Fido do our business on your private driveway then it's a civil matter, and not a criminal affair.

    There's a useful legal loophole to note here.. If caught short without a poo bag, 'tis better to make Fido do his whoopsy on someone's front garden than on the public highway.

    In which case, you wont have any qualms about me gathering up what Fido leaves and returning it to you via your letterbox.
  • liam8282
    liam8282 Posts: 2,864 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    What next putting it on the doorstep and setting it on fire?

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • pulliptears
    pulliptears Posts: 14,583 Forumite
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    Incidentally, for the selfish who think its so big and clever to leave their dog dirt on pathways and other people's property, do you think this is big and clever too?

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    No?

    What about Marie here:

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    She has no sight in her right eye after touching dog dirt as a child.

    Toxocariasis isn't funny, you don't come off big and hard because you haven't the intelligence to bag it and bin it. You come across as a selfish, childish idiot who hasn't got the common sense to realise what a knob they are.

    Attempting to reason with such types on an internet forum is pointless. Nothing and nobody is more important than they. Until Karma strikes and it happens to one of their family.
  • LAM2011
    LAM2011 Posts: 1,432 Forumite
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    I buy baby nappy bags - smell much better - tie a knot and then put them in a tessie bag - they travel home in the boot of my car.
  • dumpy
    dumpy Posts: 520 Forumite
    Incidentally, for the selfish who think its so big and clever to leave their dog dirt on pathways and other people's property, do you think this is big and clever too?


    What about Marie here:

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    She has no sight in her right eye after touching dog dirt as a child.

    Toxocariasis isn't funny, you don't come off big and hard because you haven't the intelligence to bag it and bin it.


    You can catch toxocariasis from cat faeces as well and they get buried in your garden, so you don't know they are there till you do some weeding or play in the garden.

    As toxo is caused by worms it's actually more likely to get them from cats as they are much harder to worm than dogs.

    If you don't like carrying the bags till you find a bin you can always use a carrier, such as a dicky bag, I don't work for them or anything but I do use one. Holds the smell in as well if you can't find a bin till you get home :cool:
  • pulliptears
    pulliptears Posts: 14,583 Forumite
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    dumpy wrote: »
    You can catch toxocariasis from cat faeces as well and they get buried in your garden, so you don't know they are there till you do some weeding or play in the garden.

    As toxo is caused by worms it's actually more likely to get them from cats as they are much harder to worm than dogs.

    If you don't like carrying the bags till you find a bin you can always use a carrier, such as a dicky bag, I don't work for them or anything but I do use one. Holds the smell in as well if you can't find a bin till you get home :cool:

    Its still easy to catch from an unwormed dog, and lets be honest, if you haven't got the intelligence to pick up the dirt in the first place the likelihood of you worming the animal is small.
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