We're aware that some users are experiencing technical issues which the team are working to resolve. See the Community Noticeboard for more info. Thank you for your patience.
📨 Have you signed up to the Forum's new Email Digest yet? Get a selection of trending threads sent straight to your inbox daily, weekly or monthly!

Dirty keyboard?

Options
13

Comments

  • diable
    diable Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Stop watching !!!!!! then the keyboard doesn't get dirty...............
  • dave82_2
    dave82_2 Posts: 1,328 Forumite
    I jt ted th lo of key don wok
  • Dave_C_2
    Dave_C_2 Posts: 1,827 Forumite
    A while ago I spilled coffee on the keyboard and immediately flushed it away with copious amounts of water using the shower.

    Fitted a spare keyboard and left the soggy one to dry for a week or so. 50% of the keys then refused to work. Stripped it down and left it for another week. No improvement.

    As I really wanted my dell AT 102W clicky keyboard, I eventually had to individually strip each keyswitch down, clean with meths dry and re-assemble.

    No way would I put a keyboard in a dishwasher. You have been warned.

    Dave
  • rmg1
    rmg1 Posts: 3,159 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    another thing: esp. if sharing a keyboard, are the amount of germs and bacteria on a kb and then your fingers and then your mouth and then your intestines :eek: and then u fall ill :(

    What made you so cheerful today??? ;)
    :wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:

    Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.
  • Dave_C_2
    Dave_C_2 Posts: 1,827 Forumite
    In reply to
    Originally Posted by free4440273 viewpost.gif
    another thing: esp. if sharing a keyboard, are the amount of germs and bacteria on a kb and then your fingers and then your mouth and then your intestines :eek: and then u fall ill :(
    rmg1 wrote: »
    What made you so cheerful today??? ;)

    Probably because the shift key and full stop keys have stopped working since the keyboard was cleaned. Still, there's always the "B" Ark to look forward to if you are a Keyboard Sanitiser. ;)

    Dave
  • free4440273
    free4440273 Posts: 38,438 Forumite
    rmg1 wrote: »
    What made you so cheerful today??? ;)

    certainly not my shares in BAT! :o damn those smokers !;)
    BLOODBATH IN THE EVENING THEN? :shocked: OR PERHAPS THE AFTERNOON? OR THE MORNING? OH, FORGET THIS MALARKEY!

    THE KILLERS :cool:

    THE PUNISHER :dance: MATURE CHEDDAR ADDICT:cool:
  • asbokid
    asbokid Posts: 2,008 Forumite
    edited 20 May 2011 at 8:11PM
    Dave_C wrote: »
    A while ago I spilled coffee on the keyboard and immediately flushed it away with copious amounts of water using the shower. Fitted a spare keyboard and left the soggy one to dry for a week or so. 50% of the keys then refused to work. Stripped it down and left it for another week. No improvement.
    That has been my experience.

    During the washing process, the dessicated food-spittle, crystalised phlegm, dried excreta and semen protein residue, is washed onto the carbon pads of the dome switches, and onto the carbon tracks of the membrane.

    Remedying that generally involved a complete keyboard strip down.

    The fun part always comes from reassembly. Finding the right hole for each of the 102 key tops is a useful test for Alzheimer's.

    Keyboard_Construction_Button_Press.JPG

    Keyboard_Construction_Layer.JPG
    As I really wanted my dell AT 102W clicky keyboard, I eventually had to individually strip each keyswitch down, clean with meths dry and re-assemble.
    The use of carbon pads in keyswitches is found not only in PC keyboards but also in AV remote controls.

    If the operative is too vigorous during the cleaning process or uses an unsuitable solvent-based product, the carbon can rub off. Should that happen, the keyboard is permanently damaged and is left fit only for donation to charity.
  • free4440273
    free4440273 Posts: 38,438 Forumite
    ^^wow! very neat nails for a chap!! makes a change !
    BLOODBATH IN THE EVENING THEN? :shocked: OR PERHAPS THE AFTERNOON? OR THE MORNING? OH, FORGET THIS MALARKEY!

    THE KILLERS :cool:

    THE PUNISHER :dance: MATURE CHEDDAR ADDICT:cool:
  • Dave_C_2
    Dave_C_2 Posts: 1,827 Forumite
    asbokid wrote: »
    That has been my experience.

    During the washing process, the dessicated food-spittle, crystalised phlegm, dried excreta and semen protein residue, is washed onto the carbon pads of the dome switches, and onto the carbon tracks of the membrane.

    Remedying that generally involved a complete keyboard strip down.

    The fun part always comes from reassembly. Finding the right hole for each of the 102 key tops is a useful test for Alzheimer's.

    (pictures removed)
    The keyboard in question had these black alps switches, no rubbery bit.
    alps_2D00_copies.jpg

    Each switch had to be dismantled. the black bit has to be prised apart. Inside the switch is the grey bit that holds the button, a coil spring, two leaf springs and the bit that holds the contacts.

    Why did I bother? When in use it sounds like this and feels great!
    Almost as good as the legendary IBM model M keyboard.

    Dave
  • rmg1
    rmg1 Posts: 3,159 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    edited 23 May 2012 at 10:20AM
    And this post appears to be ..........

    :spam:


    or was until it got removed ......
    :wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:

    Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.
This discussion has been closed.
Meet your Ambassadors

🚀 Getting Started

Hi new member!

Our Getting Started Guide will help you get the most out of the Forum

Categories

  • All Categories
  • 350.9K Banking & Borrowing
  • 253.1K Reduce Debt & Boost Income
  • 453.5K Spending & Discounts
  • 243.9K Work, Benefits & Business
  • 598.8K Mortgages, Homes & Bills
  • 176.9K Life & Family
  • 257.2K Travel & Transport
  • 1.5M Hobbies & Leisure
  • 16.1K Discuss & Feedback
  • 37.6K Read-Only Boards

Is this how you want to be seen?

We see you are using a default avatar. It takes only a few seconds to pick a picture.