Those who are waiting to TTC

Lily_The_Legend

RebekahR wrote: »

You do need to have an outfit!! Nothing but a tshirt for sis and socks. Knickers off .. obviously! And she took bra off for some reason too. You don't want anything else on as your too hot from the pain. And hospitals are hot any way. You could just go in a birthing pool ... wear nada!

Oh, it's just like when you go for a smear then, I leave my socks on for that too! :rotfl: Not having bottoms on but having a top on always feels a bit odd, doesn't it hmm. No bra? :eek: This is is just getting worse and worse... :rotfl:

Birdie85 wrote: »

LOL, I'd love to see this outfit! :rotfl:

Think you may have found a niche in the market though, special birthing outfits that are already brown and red so it hides the mess... :eek:

:eek::eek::eek: A big brown and red tshirt then? :rotfl:

Dragons Den here I come! :cool::D

RebekahR

Oh guys I just got a drink was swallowing it and burst out laughing! Nearly choked meself to death before I got to TTC LOL.

I was thinking imagine if you wore kinky underwear and out comes the baby with its head tied up in the lace LOL.

Ok yes I am perverted and have the most horrendous sense of humour!!

However I want one of these ... http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/

RebekahR

Magicboo wrote: »

Oh Gawd..it's only me and the office bore in the office at the moment, if I laugh out loud, she'll want to know what I'm giggling about and I'm damned if I'm telling her!!
I'm not letting him think my lady garden is anything but a beautifully trimmed bush of pleasure-he doesn't need to see the manure or excavations that might go on down there!
PS wooohooo! RebekahR!!

Thanks I think! :eek: It's too scary now.

So thats how babies are made - garden - manure - water = baby :T
well the manure you know when he is trying to get in and he slips in the puddle of water and goes in the manure pit hole ... :rotfl:

Birdie85

I love the plan MagicBoo! :rotfl:

Lily... don't forget that the 'outfit' will have matching poo-brown socks!

I hate the feeling of being dressed on top, nowt on the bottom. Even worse if you have a smear in winter and wearing a big jumper on top!

fannyanna

Magicboo wrote: »

I'm not letting him think my lady garden is anything but a beautifully trimmed bush of pleasure-he doesn't need to see the manure or excavations that might go on down there!

I've heard you get whatever you have in your trolley free if your waters break in the supermarket...think I'll walk around the booze aisle when it's my time-in preparation for catching up and coping with a screaming baby!

Brilliant and brilliant :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Birdie85

RebekahR wrote: »

Oh guys I just got a drink was swallowing it and burst out laughing! Nearly choked meself to death before I got to TTC LOL.

I was thinking imagine if you wore kinky underwear and out comes the baby with its head tied up in the lace LOL.

Ok yes I am perverted and have the most horrendous sense of humour!!

However I want one of these ... http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/

Firstly, I'm not clicking on that link at work!

Secondly, a family friend used to be a midwife and delivered a baby to a young girl... who forgot to remove her thong during the entire ordeal! :eek: Imagine the wedgie!

Lily_The_Legend

RebekahR wrote: »

However I want one of these ... http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/

Now that would be embarrassing... having an orgasm in front of doctor/midwife/nurse etc! :eek::rotfl:

Birdie85 wrote: »

Lily... don't forget that the 'outfit' will have matching poo-brown socks!

I hate the feeling of being dressed on top, nowt on the bottom. Even worse if you have a smear in winter and wearing a big jumper on top!

Brown is really not my colour... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Just got visions now of pregnant women hanging round supermarkets and an announcement over the tannoy 'Gusher in aisle 12, can we have a cleaner please...' :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fannyanna

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

Just got visions now of pregnant women hanging round supermarkets and an announcement over the tannoy 'Gusher in aisle 12, can we have a cleaner please...' :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And a hamper

Lily_The_Legend

fannyanna wrote: »

And a hamper

And some brown socks if we can spare some... :rotfl:

lillibit

RebekahR - congratulations on the move! :j
Make sure you keep us updated on here, as I for one won't be moving over until next year!

As for him being there. He bloody well will be! He will have got me in the state! Unless we get a new fit postman in the meantime ...:D

Brilliant!:rotfl:I can't wait for the moment I can shout "You did this to me!"

However, I was worried about pooing but now I've got to consider what I am going to wear...needs to be practical but yet....demure.;)
Can't bear the thought of OH taking photo's looking a right mess....red and brown t-shirt, brown socks with poo attached, ripped foo foo, hairy legs no doubt, messed up hair and glasses! (Is that right?...you cannot wear your contacts when giving birth incase you have to be rushed into OR?)