Those who are waiting to TTC

RebekahR

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

Me too! :eek: Another fear is ripping from front to back! :eek: Someone who has kids told me ripping is better than being cut! :eek: Yeah thanks for that info...

OMG now i'm crying with the pain. I literally jumped out my seat!! Ouch!!

It burns like you have a mega wee wee infection for weeks after ... so have warm water and lavender oil ready in a jug and pour over foo foo as you pee.

Yea rip don't cut. Ripping won't be a clean cut so will heal more better. A straight cut doesn't heal as well.

Sis didnt want to be sewn up but had to be as her rip didn't go up the perinium but up her foo itself in the vag. :eek:

RebekahR

emsbet wrote: »

I think I'm less worried about it because they see it all the time. How often however do you see a lady's waters going in Tesco! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xx

I will spend the last 4 + weeks in M&S. If your waters go they give you a free baby hamper!! :T:rotfl::T Hubby said i'm not aloud home til I get the hamper ...:eek:

**confuzzled**

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I was thinking about that... do I get DH to trim it beforehand? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Get DH to trim but better to keep on top of it rather than panic it's not been done while in labour:o;):D I managed to do it myself up til 7 months though so not bad going

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

*Note to self: take off socks* :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I am peeing myself laughing here! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



Me too! :eek: Another fear is ripping from front to back! :eek: Someone who has kids told me ripping is better than being cut! :eek: Yeah thanks for that info...

Socks..keep them on....feet are like ice blocks in labour, just ignore any poo, some peoples bodies will naturally have a flush out;) ETA: usually before labour starts...can be a clue you're on the way to labour;) think its the smell rather than the act that is mortifying but if you do poo, then you're doing it right:D

Ripping is better but careful coz if its a 2nd/3rd degree tear you're give laxatives/softeners to help ease anything exiting the body and if you're anything like my next door neighbour in the ward..you'll $h!t yourself in the middle of the night:eek::eek: :rotfl:
oh another thing you don't get told...after a section you fart for england:o it's your innerds settling back down apparently..I thought I was gonna take off the amount I was blowing:rotfl:

fannyanna

Hang on you guys aren't joking? These places seriously give you things if you go into labour in their shops?

Note to self - hang out at Harrods!

Lily_The_Legend

**confuzzled** wrote: »

Get DH to trim but better to keep on top of it rather than panic it's not been done while in labour:o;):D I managed to do it myself up til 7 months though so not bad going

Socks..keep them on....feet are like ice blocks in labour, just ignore any poo, some peoples bodies will naturally have a flush out think its the smell rather than the act that is mortifying but if you do poo, then you're doing it right:D

Ripping is better but careful coz if its a 2nd/3rd degree tear you're give laxatives/softeners to help ease anything exiting the body and if you're anything like my next door neighbour in the ward..you'll $h!t yourself in the middle of the night:eek::eek: :rotfl:
oh another thing you don't get told...after a section you fart for england:o it's your innerds settling back down apparently..I thought I was gonna take off the amount I was blowing:rotfl:

That's bound to be me! The first thing I did when I was born was poop! :rotfl:

OMG, all this talk is making me feel a bit queasy! _pale_ And that's just thinking about it! :eek::rotfl:

I think I've changed my mind, maybe I'll just get a pet instead! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

**confuzzled**

fannyanna wrote: »

Hang on you guys aren't joking? These places seriously give you things if you go into labour in their shops?

Note to self - hang out at Harrods!

The odds are good but no definites...amazing how often we just 'had' to pop into Currys/Pcworld/Bestbuy while I was waiting for baby to appear

RebekahR

**confuzzled** wrote: »

Socks..keep them on....feet are like ice blocks in labour, just ignore any poo, some peoples bodies will naturally have a flush out;) think its the smell rather than the act that is mortifying but if you do poo, then you're doing it right:D

Oh no ... I hadn't even thought of the smell!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I shall be scouting charity shops for cheap socks :rotfl:

RebekahR

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

I think I've changed my mind, maybe I'll just get a pet instead! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's another one for the "Waiting to TTC but too scared to go through with it" imaginary thread :rotfl::T

Just to scare you all a bit more ... you bleed for 6 weeks after!:eek:

Wanna make sure you all really want babies ...

lillibit

I know I started it but you do realise laughing uncontrollably at work is a sure fire way to ensure the boss knows i'm not really working!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Lily_The_Legend

**confuzzled** wrote: »

The odds are good but no definites...amazing how often we just 'had' to pop into Currys/Pcworld/Bestbuy while I was waiting for baby to appear

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RebekahR wrote: »

Oh no ... I hadn't even thought of the smell!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I shall be scouting charity shops for cheap socks :rotfl:

Brown ones remember! :rotfl: