Those who are waiting to TTC

RebekahR

emsbet wrote: »

I think the midwife discretely wipes it away so you don't have to worry.

Mine is I have visions of my waters breaking somewhere really public like in a supermarket! Think I may take to hiding in the house the last two months! :rotfl:

xx

Yes they do wipe away. My sis pooed and it happens Little by little so can be little tiny bits rather than one big long poo! LOL. :rotfl:Midwife was armed ready to wipe and just as she did sis moved her leg in it and got a white sock full of poo :cool:

fannyanna

emsbet wrote: »

Come here enough Fannyanna and you can get named as "official lurker" on the first page like me and zippy! :rotfl:

xx

Technically I'm not able to TTC at the moment and am waiting to resume TTCing so this thread fits

lillibit wrote: »

On another side, re pregnancy scares, my biggest fear is having a poo when pushing so hard. Ohh..the shame! Anyone willing to share biggest fear????

That used to be my big fear but now that I have a million others it's kinda on the same level as them lol.

emsbet wrote: »

I think the midwife discretely wipes it away so you don't have to worry.

Mine is I have visions of my waters breaking somewhere really public like in a supermarket! Think I may take to hiding in the house the last two months! :rotfl:

xx

Yep, that would be another of mine

I'm not great with pain and another fear of mine is that I'll reach the point where I can't take it anymore and will need an epidural and the doctors will say it's too soon. Or even worse that it's too late :eek:.

Think I'm starting to talk myself out of this TTC lark :rotfl:

fannyanna

RebekahR wrote: »

Yes they do wipe away. My sis pooed and it happens Little by little so can be little tiny bits rather than one big long poo! LOL. :rotfl:Midwife was armed ready to wipe and just as she did sis moved her leg in it and got a white sock full of poo :cool:

I stand corrected. Pooing has taken first place again!

RebekahR

My biggest all time fear will always be something bad happening to me and hubby being left alone with the baby that he didn't really really want any way and not knowing what to do with it!!

Lily_The_Legend

RebekahR wrote: »

Yes they do wipe away. My sis pooed and it happens Little by little so can be little tiny bits rather than one big long poo! LOL. :rotfl:Midwife was armed ready to wipe and just as she did sis moved her leg in it and got a white sock full of poo :cool:

:eek::eek::eek:

*Note to self: take off socks* :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I am peeing myself laughing here! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fannyanna wrote: »

I'm not great with pain and another fear of mine is that I'll reach the point where I can't take it anymore and will need an epidural and the doctors will say it's too soon. Or even worse that it's too late :eek:.

Think I'm starting to talk myself out of this TTC lark :rotfl:

Me too! :eek: Another fear is ripping from front to back! :eek: Someone who has kids told me ripping is better than being cut! :eek: Yeah thanks for that info...

emsbet

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

But they've seen you poop! :rotfl:

I think I'm less worried about it because they see it all the time. How often however do you see a lady's waters going in Tesco! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xx

fannyanna

Right I've changed my mind about you lot :rotfl:

Rebekah's just depressed me and you with your ripping :eek:

*JOKES*

RebekahR

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I was thinking about that... do I get DH to trim it beforehand? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

But then it will be uneven !! LOL :rotfl:

Whats best untrimmed or uneven! Hahahaha.

Joking aside I will get him to do that ... and shave my legs!:eek:

RebekahR

fannyanna wrote: »

I stand corrected. Pooing has taken first place again!

OMG i'm crying with laughter :rotfl::T

:rotfl:JUST DON'T WEAR WHITE SOCKS AND YOU'LL BE OK!!!:rotfl:

Oh and don't wear your favourite tshirt like sis did ... when they put baby on your chest tshirt = all bloody = binned :cool:

Lily_The_Legend

emsbet wrote: »

I think I'm less worried about it because they see it all the time. How often however do you see a lady's waters going in Tesco! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xx

But don't they give you a year's free nappies if you do that? Very MSE! :money::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fannyanna wrote: »

Right I've changed my mind about you lot :rotfl:

Rebekah's just depressed me and you with your ripping :eek:

*JOKES*

Sorry! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RebekahR wrote: »

But then it will be uneven !! LOL :rotfl:

Whats best untrimmed or uneven! Hahahaha.

Joking aside I will get him to do that ... and shave my legs!:eek:

:eek: If he did my legs I'd end up with bits of tissue stuck to my legs no doubt! :mad::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And imagine the sight if he painted my toenails too! Wait, no need for that, they'll only get poo on them! :eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: