Those who are waiting to TTC

Birdie85

OH MY GOD.... I wish I could un-read this conversation! :eek: :rotfl:

Pooey socks... ripping... farting... pouring warm water over our foofs when we wee... why are we doing this?!?!

I was already thinking that I'd rather not have OH in the room with me as he's so squeamish it's unnerving... this has decided it for me, he's not coming in!

I'm giggling at the thought of you hanging out in M&S all the time trying to squeeze your waters into breaking Rebekah! :rotfl:

RebekahR

Ok ladies just been to the lav.

Officially CD 1 ~ So officially I am now TTC and have left this thread

*SOB* Add me to the *Sob* graduated *SOB* list *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB*

**confuzzled**

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

Brown ones remember! :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RebekahR wrote: »

Ok ladies just been to the lav.

Officially CD 1 ~ So officially I am now TTC and have left this thread

*SOB* Add me to the *Sob* graduated *SOB* list *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB*

Congratulations and commiserations all at the same time:D:(:j Have we sufficiently scared you??:D:D:D:D

RebekahR

Birdie85 wrote: »

I'm giggling at the thought of you hanging out in M&S all the time trying to squeeze your waters into breaking Rebekah! :rotfl:

I feel sorry for everyone tonight going to have to read this! LOL.

Oh that won't be the half of it babe. I shall be trying to fit my "trim" to be body into new clothes size 10. Surely I will fit a size 10 ... I definately *RIP* will!!! :rotfl:

*Sticks back on rail behind the size 42* No one will know :rotfl:

As for him being there. He bloody well will be! He will have got me in the state! Unless we get a new fit postman in the meantime ...:D

Me scared ... never ... much! I'm more scared of bringing that little crying thing home - sitting here thinking ok now what LOL. Can I take it back? It smells lol.

Birdie85

Congratulations Rebekah... but don't leave!

Lily_The_Legend

RebekahR wrote: »

Ok ladies just been to the lav.

Officially CD 1 ~ So officially I am now TTC and have left this thread

*SOB* Add me to the *Sob* graduated *SOB* list *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB*

:j:j:j Yay, that's good you are officially TTC!!! :j:j:j

You can still hang with us when you like though can't you?

Just thinking... what DO you wear when you give birth apart from brown socks and not your fave t-shirt?! Do they give you a gown or do I need to think of a birthing outfit?! :rotfl:

RebekahR

Ok add me to that lurky list!:)

RebekahR

You do need to have an outfit!! Nothing but a tshirt for sis and socks. Knickers off .. obviously! And she took bra off for some reason too. You don't want anything else on as your too hot from the pain. And hospitals are hot any way. You could just go in a birthing pool ... wear nada!

Birdie85

Lily_The_Legend wrote: »

Do they give you a gown or do I need to think of a birthing outfit?! :rotfl:

LOL, I'd love to see this outfit! :rotfl:

Think you may have found a niche in the market though, special birthing outfits that are already brown and red so it hides the mess... :eek:

ETA: Crikey, I thought it was a funny suggestion and assumed you got a gown!

Magicboo

Oh Gawd..it's only me and the office bore in the office at the moment, if I laugh out loud, she'll want to know what I'm giggling about and I'm damned if I'm telling her!!
Why do people want to become midwives?! It sounds grusome! My DH will definately be staying up my end when I'm giving birth, I'm not letting him think my lady garden is anything but a beautifully trimmed bush of pleasure-he doesn't need to see the manure or excavations that might go on down there!
I've heard you get whatever you have in your trolley free if your waters break in the supermarket...think I'll walk around the booze aisle when it's my time-in preparation for catching up and coping with a screaming baby!
PS wooohooo! RebekahR!!