Tesco misprice discussion area part 15

ella2002

sopplayer wrote:

Hi Guys,

I've just received a letter from head office saying they might ban me from entering their stores :eek: :eek:

I've posted the letter below:


Dear Mrs xxxxxx
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from
our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
equipment. All complaints against Mr xxxxx are listed below.


Things Mr xxxxx has done while his spouse was shopping in Tesco:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in Housewares...... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
and picked his nose.

10.. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible" theme.

12.. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13.. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14.. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"

And last, but not least ..
15.. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"







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sorry guys couldn't resist

Brilliant something that funny desrves to be quoted and quoted

jenijellybean

renegade74, redfox will delete any posts he doesnt think appropriate and as we have the ability to quote and this is an open forum, give the guy a break! It was a real funny post which also made me smile :j

ginjim

leadhead wrote:

Are you sure about that price......surely it must only be a Core System bundle then, as the 360 Premium on its own is more than that

i am sure about that not too sure what bundle it is but its too cheap to be premium so guess its core

bluetimone97

leadhead wrote:

Are you sure about that price......surely it must only be a Core System bundle then, as the 360 Premium on its own is more than that

Yes it is a core system, HTH.

sopplayer

renegade74 wrote:

. IT IS SO ANNOYING HAVING TO SCROLL PAST REPEATED !!!!!! ALL THE TIME.

Oh dear,

My post was intended as a little light relief....I didn't think of it as !!!!!!...i thought it quite amusing and wanted to share it with others....

appologies if it wound you up into thinking it was a rubbish post

Plushchris

Anybody know what the Moet is scanning at today?

I thought the SEL was £19.?? and it scanned at £20.??

But I've just seen an SEL for £15.?? for the boxed NV one!

Didnt try it as I thought it may have gone down, it was a yellow SEL but no date on it.


Edit: Just looked on T.com and it looks like its gone down to £15.94

Glad I left it now!

renegade74

sopplayer wrote:

My post was intended as a little light relief....I didn't think of it as !!!!!!

Your post was not crap, it was amusing, even tho I have read it b4.

The !!!!!! part is the repeated quoting of it & serves no purpose other than to clutter up the forum.

I have reported the name calling post to abuse.

mikeywills

I think the only fair way to resolve disputes in this day and age, is to meet at dawn, handbags at the ready.

mine is pink and fluffy, so I wouldn't be much assistance, but I am happy to cheer/jeer others on!:D

I find the handbag works a treat at distracting cashiers from my potential r&r mispriced purchases. I just tuck it back in the recycled carrier before going to CS:D

chubbybrown

Plushchris wrote:

Anybody know what the Moet is scanning at today?

I thought the SEL was £19.?? and it scanned at £20.??

But I've just seen an SEL for £15.?? for the boxed NV one!

Didnt try it as I thought it may have gone down, it was a yellow SEL but no date on it.


Edit: Just looked on T.com and it looks like its gone down to £15.94

Glad I left it now!

deffo to avoid. moet down to very cheap price, just wait till it geos up, lol

kool-mumma

Following offers still working even though the dates have expired so beware - Muller five for £2, Mr Kipling cakes 2 for £2 and Bendicts Mint chocolates 2 for £5. Am not having a good day and no vouchers accepted again and another lecture!!!!