Memorygirls - The Matrix Re-inspired

Cheery_Daff

Er, tenmah, that's because we're making most of them up as we go along... :rotfl: :rotfl: At least I was at the beginning - perhaps you're all writing existing songs and I don't know them either?! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Clare - health is more important! The dentist won't take all day - could they possibly fit you in before you go to the shop?? Or at the very least Friday morning?

clairewop

Yeah I will phone them tomorrow to fit me in on friday, I'm hoping its just my wisdom tooth coming through, It might be gone tomorrow.

Marru

Dorastar wrote: »

humpty dumpty sat on the loo, h dumpty did a big poo

Memory_Girl wrote: »

"A little cheese with Knobs on , well I declare!!
Going munch muchety munch on the stair"


You are all completely barking and I love each and every one of you.

DS1 has just told me off for teaching DS2 "10 green hand grenades" whilst doing the washing up :rotfl:

So I tried "It's raining Men" and he's run off:D

No sense of adventure that boy :rotfl:

MG

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

You know there's 10 green spiders too don't you MG

And when the last green spider should accidentally fall, it'll be climbing up your trouser leg and grabbin hold you b**************

Now, isn't that naughty

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:OMG I have tears in my eyes. Just the treatment for today :T.

It seems that my ex hasn't postponed the court. He has been dangling the mediation under my nose to get me to court unprepared. Well I need to call them tomorrow and beg.

Also had my appointment with the shrink today which never is a good mood improver. The result of the meeting: My ex should be shot (knee caps first and then shot so that he bleeds to death veeeery loooong period of time) and my present OH should be declared as a saint.

thriftyscotslass

Memory_Girl wrote: »

Oh please can we all play????????????:j:j

I nominate (in no particular order)

1. My PE teacher in High School who decided that afer 6 years of being unable to catch a sodding ball I was just lazy - nopy just dyspraxic

2. The record producer from the 80's who thought he was God's gift and took advantage of a Mate - and how I was able to prove he was anything but well endowed (itsy bitsy teeny weenie :rotfl:). Photos are still sashed in a safe place.

3. My Auntie - who still thinks I should go and get a "proper" job.

4. Erm - The Big Horse Bank - naturally :rotfl::rotfl:

I hope the day ends better for you hon.

Keep on keeping on.

MG

Grrrr what is it with PE teachers :mad::mad::mad::mad:

I have it in writing in ds's year 8 report where the PE teacher was "surprised" how competitive and proficient ds was at running and individual athletic events when he was so poor at team games and co-operative sports. Now that's a great big flashing red warning light with bells and sirens going off - a major indicator for ASD that went whistling right over the top of his head. It's such a shame because secondary school PE teachers could be an important safety net to catch dyspraxic and ASD kids that have been "missed".

Rant over.

Tell us more of the record producer story MG .

I'll go have words with your Auntie, proper job indeed < insert indignant hands-on-hips icon>

Claire - to the dentist with you.

Oooh my wonderful oh has just poured me a glass of red wine, maybe I'll keep him another day .

Eta: (((hugs))) Marru

Marru

thriftyscotslass wrote: »

I'll go have words with your Auntie, proper job indeed < insert indignant hands-on-hips icon>

Memory_Girl

All right - we are making up dodgy lyrics, but Mum can trump all our efforts.

My Mum has just got rid of the kids playing football against her garage doors by playing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL3hejkomUU


Pretty sure this comes under the heading of "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" even though the Community Bobby thought it so funny he radioed his mates to come around and listen.

MG

clairewop

lol, poor kids

OliveOyl_2

I wish I hadn't clicked on that

It's going to go on in my head for a l o n g time :rotfl:

Souk08

Loving the songs ...and the folk you'd like to line up and shoot. I have a good few of my own!!!

Good day today and now its Apprentice time X

Cheery_Daff

Go your mum MG What a fab idea