Memorygirls - The Matrix Re-inspired

greenbee

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

Is it time for a 'man MOT' or an upgrade lol x

If he doesn't sort himself out and pass the MOT in June I'm not just going for an upgrade - it'll be rip and replace...

Memory_Girl

Dorastar wrote: »

Sounds ideal, although would also have to be able to work a kettle and make a decent brew (I am an old lady now!)

!!!!!! Dora - buy a teasmade :rotfl::rotfl:

MG

tellmeitsfriday

greenbee wrote: »

If he doesn't sort himself out and pass the MOT in June I'm not just going for an upgrade - it'll be rip and replace...

Eeek, does he know this?

Dorastar

Memory_Girl wrote: »

!!!!!! Dora - buy a teasmade :rotfl::rotfl:

MG

NAh needs to be made to exact specifications - weak, 1 sugar, stirred to right 3 times, supplied with suitable biccies and then replaced when cold

Memory_Girl

Dorastar wrote: »

NAh needs to be made to exact specifications - weak, 1 sugar, stirred to right 3 times, supplied with suitable biccies and then replaced when cold

Ah!!! High Maintenance Woman - got it

MG

Firewalker

Souk08 wrote: »

Perfect man - a pretty skinhead...who I only see twice a week for booze and bed and leaves me in peace the rest of the time to do my own thing! (Well, you did ask) Sorry cheri but Im not the romantic type!

Souk, sorry but do you really need a man for this? It is not about romance but still some conversation may be?

Asking because I tried this one when young and was never very satisfactory - it was a bit like 'Man: a way of consumption' manual kind of thing.

FW

Sea78

ooh - perfect man....don't really have a type, although taller than me would be nice (same height as you MG) and who is emotionally mature. That's all!! (of course, love kids too)
xx

greenbee

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

Eeek, does he know this?

I think he probably does although he might not have worked out the deadline yet...

Firewalker wrote: »

Souk, sorry but do you really need a man for this? It is not about romance but still some conversation may be?

Asking because I tried this one when young and was never very satisfactory - it was a bit like 'Man: a way of consumption' manual kind of thing.

FW

I think she might need a man for the bed bit. Booze you can do on your own or with friends, but the alternatives for bed are never as good as the real thing, despite the advertising and hype :D

Dorastar

Lol - Universe must be listening and working in very peculiar ways tonight - all this talk of needing a man and ds has just toddled downstairs and plonked himself next to me on sofa and announced "I can't sleep cos I need a man to read me a story - not you and not my sister, go and get a man":rotfl:DH is out at pub quiz till much later - what am I to do????:p

EssexHebridean

Dorastar wrote: »

Lol - Universe must be listening and working in very peculiar ways tonight - all this talk of needing a man and ds has just toddled downstairs and plonked himself next to me on sofa and announced "I can't sleep cos I need a man to read me a story - not you and not my sister, go and get a man":rotfl:DH is out at pub quiz till much later - what am I to do????:p

Practise your deepest voice and find a false beard?! (well it's that or drag one in off the street, and your DH might jump to the wrong conclusions when he gets home if you try that!)