Help! present needed for Muslims moving in next door!

moneyman4u

I didnt mean a removal lorry, it was a white van man type. I took the cake into work, they appreciated it at morning break.

Just to clarify the telescope is very well hidden, we had a bit of a problem with some nuisance children after some housing authority places were built up the road and we use it to monitor for neighbourhood watch.

Nothing new to report with the Mulims, one of the women folk was out the garden yesterday so I popped my head over the fence and shouted a "hello" to her, but she didnt have her garb on and rushed back into the house, I shant give up though, I think I will pop a card through the door and invite them over on thursday night, I'll get the bombay mix out and put some bollywood music on the hifi or something, Mrs M did some Turkish belly dancing lessons a few years back, so that may break the ice?

Roger.

moneyman4u

Quote:Originally Posted by moneyman4u
the new ladies had the full monty on, all in black they were. I always think its such a shame, but I'm very live and let live really.


is this for real?

I didnt mean it in a bad way, its just that women are beautiful and it seems a shame to cover beauty, thats all.

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I'm moving house in 2 1/2 weeks to my first home (Yay!). I'm gonna look out for a 'Help! Jews are moving in next door' thread I wonder if i'll get some chicken soup and an evening of israeli dancing.

You might need to accept that they'll just want to keep themselves to themselves and may not socialise with non-muslims.

moneyman4u

ringo_24601 wrote:

I'm moving house in 2 1/2 weeks to my first home (Yay!). I'm gonna look out for a 'Help! Jews are moving in next door' thread I wonder if i'll get some chicken soup and an evening of israeli dancing.

You might need to accept that they'll just want to keep themselves to themselves and may not socialise with non-muslims.

we have the Jews in work Ringo and they are lovely, although some of the guys went to see Borat last week and thought it would be funny to chase them around the office pretending they had a claw, as you can imagine the Jews were terified and made a complaint to HR, there has been a right old hoo-harr I can tell you, heads will roll.

looby75

moneyman4u wrote:

I think I will pop a card through the door and invite them over on thursday night, I'll get the bombay mix out and put some bollywood music on the hifi or something, Mrs M did some Turkish belly dancing lessons a few years back, so that may break the ice?

Roger.

OK that's it, wind up for definite LOL

Well done OP you had me going there for a while.

moneyman4u

looby75 wrote:

OK that's it, wind up for definite LOL

Well done OP you had me going there for a while.

Looby, I do have a sence of humour, but its all quite real, I wouldnt force MrsM's belly dancing on anyone,since she done her back in Yoga she mainly sticks to that line dancing these days , she is quite good at it as well, she has a pink cowboy hat with sparkles on.

larmy16

Moneyman you have given me a good giggle even if this is all real. Dont forget a lot of Muslims frown on music so they may not appreciate your Bollywood disco!:rotfl:

moneyman4u

I didnt know they frowned on music Larmy, thanks for the tip, I love a bit of the old bangre music myself, I find it quite up lifting, they have it on Sky sometimes , lucky really as I wouldnt have noticed but I was searching for the gardeners shopping channel to buy MrsM a new lawn mower in the Summer (I cant stand an untidy lawn) and I found it then.

I popped over the road to see old Mr Dawkins last night, he is in his late 80's although you would never know it as he is sharp as I knife. Anyway he had a bit of a bad war and cant stand anything foreign, so i thought I'd better warn him incase he starts all that shouting at people in the street business again, he had the police round so often last year it was like being in an episode of The Bill.

HappyIdiotTalk

kuckooooo, kuckooooo.... definately a wind up!

Revenge_of_the_Red_Devil

ringo_24601 wrote:

You might need to accept that they'll just want to keep themselves to themselves and may not socialise with non-muslims.

No - the neighbours got to accept they are living in a non Muslim society and only one in every sixty odd people are Muslims - they're gonna have to interact.