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A plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it :)

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  • The_Dragon
    The_Dragon Posts: 9,749 Forumite
    Well today it takes another twist, we have a statement saying we owe nothing at all..Now call me Kate/Bob or a codfish, but is this an example of how to not organize a p** up in a brewery?

    Goes off to fume again.... :(

    blimmin 'eck, these people couldn't find their backsides with a detailed map and a guide!
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  • beanielou
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    Maybe they have recalculated?
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  • savingwannabe
    savingwannabe Posts: 16,619 Forumite
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    OMG please let this one be correct. Gosh who do you call now to find out?
    Aiming for a minimal spend 2022
  • Karmacat
    Karmacat Posts: 39,460 Forumite
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    What Dragon and SW said - both :) This is turning into Hypno's saga with Egg!
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    The_Dragon wrote: »
    blimmin 'eck, these people couldn't find their backsides with a detailed map and a guide!

    And using *both* hands...
    beanielou wrote: »
    Maybe they have recalculated?

    When I recalculate using a computer, I get the same answer I had before. Perhaps they're counting with turnips...
    Karmacat wrote: »
    What Dragon and SW said - both :) This is turning into Hypno's saga with Egg!

    Except you can give Egg the boot. Unfortunately with these clowns, the circus is *always* in town...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • Butti
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    The_Dragon wrote: »
    blimmin 'eck, these people couldn't find their backsides with a detailed map and a guide!

    ....latex gloves and the assistance of Michael Barrymore.

    They seem pretty hopeless.


    Maybe you could wait for the next assessment, then send them all back to them marked A, B, C and offer a prize draw for the correct answer!

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  • savingwannabe
    savingwannabe Posts: 16,619 Forumite
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    Do you guys think Bob should call her MP to shout at them ?

    (am being serious, mine is helpful even if he is a Conservative).
    Aiming for a minimal spend 2022
  • The_Dragon wrote: »
    blimmin 'eck, these people couldn't find their backsides with a detailed map and a guide!

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Maybe i should re do my Duke of Edinburgh award around their offices, that keeps changing to..we ring one place but have to send forms to another..:cool: Makes me wonder how on earth they manage to mis calculate things, it really does:whistle::think::think::think::think::whistle:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • OMG please let this one be correct. Gosh who do you call now to find out?

    Ghostbusters:eek::rotfl::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ghostbusters:eek::rotfl::rotfl:

    Don't cross the streams...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
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