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Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

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  • Desperado99
    Desperado99 Posts: 1,195 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker Photogenic
    As she was a chain smoker, we are cremating her with a packet of Berkeley Menthols.


    Isn't that classed as smoking in the workplace?
  • tenmah
    tenmah Posts: 2,209 Forumite
    i think necro philia is illegal..... pearl necklaces are for fun, just not for the dead.

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    OD [STRIKE] £2600 [/STRIKE] £0 :j Loan [STRIKE]£9500.00[/STRIKE] £0 :j Car [STRIKE]£3150[/STRIKE] £0 :j Moving Costs [STRIKE]£1300[/STRIKE] £0 :j Savings £1150 :j

    Everytime I hear the 'dirty' word Exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
  • Gigervamp
    Gigervamp Posts: 6,583 Forumite
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    Just googled it: :eek:

    Oh, come on! I've believed all (pretty much) that you've posted, but you don't know what a pearl necklace is?
  • greenface
    greenface Posts: 4,871 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    i think necro philia is illegal......
    Is it ???? ahhh have to let her go now. Thought she was quiet. !!:eek:
    Not that i'm complaining about the quiet. quiets good
    :cool: hard as nails on the internet . wimp in the real world :cool:
  • Bunting wrote: »
    Isn't that classed as smoking in the workplace?
    indeed mr jones beware, the local authority could pursue litigation, ummm lets see second hand smoke, air polution.... perhaps
    cant wait for funeral update.... how big is your freezer out of interest, i have been looking for a large one since i met my present husband....;)
    1. i'm bi polar.:rotfl:2. carer for two autistic sons.:A 3. have a wonderful but challenging teenage daughter.:mad: 4. have a husband that is insatiable. :eek: 5. trying to do an open degree.
  • blue_mum
    blue_mum Posts: 162 Forumite
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    I have been loving this thread all over xmas, and the pearl necklace and Mr J's innocence of it all has just cracked me up:rotfl: so much so my Hubby has just told me off for laughing too much !!!!!
    :beer:
  • sad_dog_lady
    sad_dog_lady Posts: 405 Forumite
    edited 7 January 2011 at 9:08PM
    greenface wrote: »
    Is it ???? ahhh have to let her go now. Thought she was quiet. !!:eek:
    Not that i'm complaining about the quiet. quiets good

    better than the screaming int it. :rotfl:
    1. i'm bi polar.:rotfl:2. carer for two autistic sons.:A 3. have a wonderful but challenging teenage daughter.:mad: 4. have a husband that is insatiable. :eek: 5. trying to do an open degree.
  • Gigervamp wrote: »
    Oh, come on! I've believed all (pretty much) that you've posted, but you don't know what a pearl necklace is?

    It was never mentioned in the 1980's hard back Joy of Sex book. :A

    I now have to delete my web history as Mrs J may see what I have been looking at and may just avoid being around for her birthday present next month.
  • So after unloading the shopping, Mrs C and Mr C are in the garage rifling through Enid's stuff to find something to bury her in and also some keep sakes to add to the coffin. Which I think is pointless, but probbaly a good way of clearing the garage by burning it at the Radyr crem.[/QUOTE]

    Thought her name was Edna, great story btw
  • Oh there is one thing.

    Mr C and I are the same size.

    He asked Mrs J this morning whether he could borrow a suit for the funeral as they hadnt planned on burying his mother in law before he moved in. Their stuff is in self storage in Devon still so it is a long way back.

    The thing is, is it me or do other men get a bit creeped out by another gentleman "lurching" in their trousers?
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