Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

thejonesfamily

tornado wrote: »

So after unloading the shopping, Mrs C and Mr C are in the garage rifling through Enid's stuff to find something to bury her in and also some keep sakes to add to the coffin. Which I think is pointless, but probbaly a good way of clearing the garage by burning it at the Radyr crem.

Thought her name was Edna, great story btw[/QUOTE]

Oh god, I hope I havent been using the wrong name in conversations with Mr and Mrs C! How rude - OH GOD, I FEEL AWFUL.

They keep referring to her as "mum". Edna/Enid, I dont know. Eek

The only way I am going to find out her name is surely to have a look at the plaque on the coffin lid.

sad_dog_lady

hmm lurching if they are going comando, thats worse, so lend hinm some smalls too.

shegar

blue_mum wrote: »

I have been loving this thread all over xmas, and the pearl necklace and Mr J's innocence of it all has just cracked me up:rotfl: so much so my Hubby has just told me off for laughing too much !!!!!

Probaly cos he cant hear the darts on TV..!!!!

thejonesfamily

spoke too soon

Mrs C has nipped in for a wee and is discussing the obituary notice. They are over there writing it in the campervan. She has just read it to Mrs J and it is deffo Enid.

However, I was listening from upstairs, but they must have been talking about someone else because I dont remember that Enid "peacefully fell asleep" when she was changing the mattress cover, fell back on my pilates board and wailed like a banshee, unless she suffered from Narcolepsy.

Lella

Dear Jones'

!!!!!! were one of the reasons we withdrew from buying a property.

Who wants to live near a caravan site with (Cher song) 'gypsies tramps and thieves'. listen to the words of the song!

Thanks for replying our thread, by the way. OMG, this house moving is
stressful!

thejonesfamily

Lella wrote: »

Dear Jones'

!!!!!! were one of the reasons we withdrew from buying a property.

Who wants to live near a caravan site with (Cher song) 'gypsies tramps and thieves'. listen to the words of the song!

Thanks for replying our thread, by the way. OMG, this house moving is
stressful!

At least they will move out of the caravan/motorhome and live in the house when we are gone. I bet it isnt very fuel efficient..

they are alright people, their hearts are in the right place, just they are a bit "forward". I get a sense that everyone on their street were in and out of everyone elses houses all day

Westin

Mrs C said she doesnt want Ednas "black box" to get cold

.... I've tears running down my face.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

clutton_2

""everyone on their street were in and out of everyone elses houses all day "

as they know you already - methinks you can expect a lot of visits this year....... Valentines Dinner ? Easter Sunday dinner together ?

thejonesfamily

clutton wrote: »

""everyone on their street were in and out of everyone elses houses all day "

as they know you already - methinks you can expect a lot of visits this year....... Valentines Dinner ? Easter Sunday dinner together ?

I am not unpacking the bowl we keep our keys in by the door.

an1179

Gigervamp wrote: »

Oh, come on! I've believed all (pretty much) that you've posted, but you don't know what a pearl necklace is?

:eek::o:o:o:eek: Just googled urk