Nice people thread part 3- Nice as pie

lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

Shall we all rush out and put £100 on the Lottery?

If I won it I could have the nice amethyst bath. And a new lawn mower.

lemonjelly

lostinrates wrote: »

Hmm. Not sure. I see a lot of men about who could do with a small dose of ''metrosexual'' in their personal care.

I meant in relation to what you ladies do lir. You look fantastic. Perhaps we men should be a little humbler about the fact you go to such lengths to look so good for the likes of us...

lostinrates

lemonjelly wrote: »

I meant in relation to what you ladies do lir. You look fantastic. Perhaps we men should be a little humbler about the fact you go to such lengths to look so good for the likes of us...

Humbler? No. But, perhaps keep your nails short and filed and clean and...everything else clean and fragrant and nose hair etc. That'd do.

(BTW, its not for you, we do it for ourselves, or...that's what we are told)


edit: I'm not feeling fabulous much lately.

misskool

if you still feel pain when on max strength painkillers from the gp it is time to up painkillers or go and see a&e? i am not happy today

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

If I won it I could have the nice amethyst bath. And a new lawn mower.

I should go and put £100s worth on - and if I win the big one I'll buy you an amethyst bath and mower.

With £150 million I'll need things to spend it on. It'd earn more than the cost of an amethyst bath just in interest in the time it takes to place the order

lostinrates

misskool wrote: »

if you still feel pain when on max strength painkillers from the gp it is time to up painkillers or go and see a&e? i am not happy today

call nhs direct I guess.

PasturesNew

I'll also fund everybody to be transported in comfort to meet this Gen bloke.

So that'd be taxis probably ... unless there's a better way. My PA by then will know and organise it

Doozergirl

lostinrates wrote: »

edit: I'm not feeling fabulous much lately.

But you're such a gentleman and you have mirrored tiles!

Maybe you should buy some eyelash dye and an epilator. Making an effort definitely does help self esteem... Not sure what they'd say at the bowls club though.

GDB2222

PasturesNew wrote: »

Shall we all rush out and put £100 on the Lottery?

You want to kill us all?

For the average person in this country, they are more than ten times as likely to die in the hour before the draw takes place than they are to win the jackpot. That's if they buy 1 ticket.

Put it this way: Around 50 people die in this country every hour, which is rather less than 1 per million of the population. Your chance of choosing the winning numbers is roughly 1 in 12 million.

lostinrates

Doozergirl wrote: »

But you're such a gentleman and you have mirrored tiles!

Maybe you should buy some eyelash dye and an epilator. Making an effort definitely does help self esteem... Not sure what they'd say at the bowls club though.

Hang on, you quoted me not LJ! Now do we have to all have to pretend he could be a she again?