Memorygirls - The Matrix Reloaded

greenbee

Tuppence52 wrote: »

Totally agree, I am humbled too.


Shaving for armpits and legs for me, eyebrows are tweezered

A few years ago, my friend was training to be a beautician, and she convinced me I should have my armpits waxed.....half an hour later my armpits still had hair, and were bleeding :eek:
We went clubbing that night, and I was doing the "funky chicken" impression all night :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I have never let her forget either :rotfl:

I've had my armpits waxed for years (along with everything except eyebrows, which are plucked as I don't like them overdone) and it doesn't hurt. Best advice I can give is to find an older more experienced therapist rather than someone fresh out of college, unless you're really used to it

maryb

Poor men - I don't suppose anecdotes about shaving are half as much fun

thriftyscotslass

Oooh my - just caught up on last 4 pages - am weeping into my red wine :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. Tell you what guys the old pelvic floors are still going strong tho' :T :T:T.

Shaving under arms and legs all the way; tweezers for eyebrows. Once had a leg wax 25 years ago - looked like a defrosted chicken for days :rotfl:. Could never do a bikini wax - ooohhhh imagine the itching when it grew back :eek:.

Same as Souk - taken the pill for ever - sometimes very erratically as well accompanied by a lot of effin' and jeffin' :cool:

Can't compete with TMIF breaking an ankle but when pregnant with dd, I agreed to letting a student nurse take my blood (normally I'm as cool as anything with this). Well she faffed and f*rted around and caused the vein to balloon up. I never faint but cue black spots before the eyes; tunnel vision and the room starting to tilt.

What did she do but try to push my head between my knees - well.... it just would not go possibly because there was this enormous bump in the way :rotfl::rotfl:

God bless the young doctor who got me flat on my back with my legs up in the air :rotfl::D

Souk08

Thrifty, i've got a great picture of you now!!!!

vandanfc

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

See that implants are on the no list too. However the injections ARE in your butt and every 12 weeks.

Double_Trouble

LOL at the thread today

Infertile here just regret all the years I was on the pill what a waste no explanation but after 25 years married I would be very surprised if I got pregnant again now OH would be horrified :eek:

Wax/shave - I used to have my eyebrows waxed but the last couple of times one has been really sore so I have stopped I wish you could still get them plucked but nobody seems to want to know so just do my own but tend to be a bit bushy - elsewhere shave although yesterday I managed to shave just one leg by mistake and couldn't be a****d to sort it out and forgot today - senility setting in me thinks tried epilation once ouchy ouchy

Hi Mentors better set us some challenges if you don't want us to get distracted by wayward conversations :rotfl::rotfl:

DTxx

Student midwife once called me a liar because she couldn't work out why I was bigger than my due date and couldn't think of anything else to say - obviously hadn't come across a twin pregnancy before she was being quizzed by the consultant at the time made me laugh though

Winky,_The_House_Elf

Good evening! Saskia Catherine Zwannie Boon arrived on Tuesday weighing a petite 7lbs following an emergency C-section!
:j
After 72 hours of labour, and sending her mother into Pregenacy Induced Hypertension (The next stage of pre-eclampsia) wiith my body shutting down in response, the newest member of the Matrix arrived. I've been in the high dependency unit, so unable to up date you all.

I will catch up with you soon

Winky x

Double_Trouble

Winky,_The_House_Elf wrote: »

Good evening! Saskia Catherine Zwannie Boon arrived on Tuesday weighing a petite 7lbs following an emergency C-section!
:j
After 72 hours of labour, and sending her mother into Pregenacy Induced Hypertension (The next stage of pre-eclampsia) wiith my body shutting down in response, the newest member of the Matrix arrived. I've been in the high dependency unit, so unable to up date you all.

I will catch up with you soon

Winky x

Ooh congratulations - we are all Aunties :j:j

What a lovely name

Sorry you had a rough time but I am sure she is worth it.:A

DTxx

Kittikins

DT that's so funny that you CBA to do the other leg, I'm cracking up here

I like threading for eyebrows (have a fabulous therapist who makes it COMPLETELY pain-free, great for me as I have very sensitive skin), shaving for legs, but am currently cultivating a 'natural tights' look, lol due to laziness!! Well, it is winter.........

groatie_queen

Well done Winky and hello Saskia!

GQ xox