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Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?

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  • fluffnutter
    fluffnutter Posts: 23,179 Forumite
    edited 1 December 2010 at 3:35PM
    He's probably back knocking at the door... "It's snowing. You've got to let me move in. It's the law".
    "Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell" - Edward Abbey.
  • geordieracer
    geordieracer Posts: 2,637 Forumite
    Citrine wrote: »
    Better check your cistern, he may have stashed drugs! :rotfl:

    Or a baby crocodile
    one of the famous 5:kiss:
  • SailorSam
    SailorSam Posts: 22,754 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Did he leave a penny on the seat.
    Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

    Daniel Defoe: 1725.
  • lollol
    lollol Posts: 420 Forumite
    just followed alink to this thread.

    it is THE. FUNNIEST.THREAD .EVER.

    Laughed till I cried!!

    Thank you OP just made my morning
  • johnnywgk
    johnnywgk Posts: 3 Newbie
    Bump.

    OP, has your pretend friend turned up yet? lol.
  • gordikin
    gordikin Posts: 4,422 Forumite
    lollol wrote: »
    just followed alink to this thread.

    it is THE. FUNNIEST.THREAD .EVER.

    Laughed till I cried!!

    Thank you OP just made my morning


    The ebay bus threads are worth a read too...takes comedy to another level!
  • henza_2
    henza_2 Posts: 13 Forumite
    Cant believe I have just read all this thread. Im in stitches.x
  • oddies
    oddies Posts: 10,013 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    me as well, but it was well worth the read and time spent reading it :D:D:D:D
    2016 Jan Wins: 9ct white Gold Diamond Necklace £530.00, Doro Easy phone. April: Hotel Chocolat Easter Egg. May: £1,000 spend @ laredoute. June: Alton towers family Ticket & In the Night Garden Toy.
  • consultant31
    consultant31 Posts: 4,814 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    gordikin wrote: »
    The ebay bus threads are worth a read too...takes comedy to another level!

    Can you post a link to this one please :)
    I let my mind wander and it never came back!
  • Green_eyes_3
    Green_eyes_3 Posts: 78 Forumite
    No, tell them to !!!! off.
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